Sore Luck at the Luxor -- Part 3
Cabret looked around as Felan charged some chips on the Bureau credit card. She really hoped that no one ever made a Freedom of Information Act request about their expenses; the scandal would surely see them fired if not prosecuted for ripping off Uncle Sam. The noise of the casino roared through her head like a hangover headache.
Chip was over at the craps table, and Felan steered Cabret through the crowd. "Ever played craps?" he asked, leaning over her like Little Red Riding Hood's cape. Maybe more like the Big Bad Wolf.
"Does 'craps' sound like the kind of game I would play?" Audrey was annoyed, and not afraid to admit it. Felan had lied to her about the necessity of dressing up. There were a few couples who were nattily dressed, but even among the high rollers shorts and polo shirts reigned. The sequins made her look like a miniature showgirl. Already someone had tried to ask her for a drink. She was going to have to think of something particularly creative to get her revenge, something befitting an irate forensic pathologist. 'Disgusting' and 'gooey' were useful concepts when dealing with a man as fastidious about his personal grooming as James.
They were nearly to the edge of the table now, past the observers and among the people who were actually betting. "You know, craps players have a superstition, Cabret," he murmured. "A woman who's a craps virgin is destined to have a hot roll her first time." Typical male fantasy about female inexperience, she thought and shifted further away from him, pushing herself into the solid cherry of the craps table.
James insinuated himself next to their target and put some chips on the table.
Cabret soon discovered that she didn't understand craps at all, which annoyed the hell out of her. As far as she could tell, the game involved lots of dice and yelling. Some numbers were good and some were bad, but only depending on what the other people at the table were doing, and, maybe, the latitude and longitude of the craps table.
It was annoying, but only to be expected, that Felan knew exactly how to play craps. Chip was rolling the dice, but Felan was betting, and apparently winning more than Chip, which she didn't understand. Finally, amidst shouts of "come!" and "don't come!" that reminded her of the old Frankie Goes to Hollywood song, something happened that required Chip to pass the dice along to her partner.
"The lady's going to roll," he told the stickman, who smiled politely at her and pushed the dice towards her.
Felan wrapped himself around her, his hands gripping the craps table on either side of her, and breathed "Just relax," into her neck in a tone that suggested she should do anything but. If he kept it up she was going to have to do something to him that didn't naturally occur in the animal kingdom. "Make sure the dice hit the opposite wall and bounce off."
The dice were red, and warm from repeated handling. She wondered if she should do something showy like blow on them, but that would have been even more awkward, so she gauged the distance between her hands and the far side of the table, then closed her eyes and threw.
She didn't even see the dice, just the chips being pushed towards her and Felan, who kept some and put others on the table as if he were scattering breadcrumbs.
"Hard six," he said, looking at the dealer, speaking loud enough to hear but sending the words right past her ear as if they described a proposed sexual position. The dice were in her hand again, and she briefly imagined that they were his testicles, but that line of thought was going nowhere and anyway the dice were too angular for effective fantasy crushing. His breath assaulted the side of her face like the blast from an exhaust fan. If her hands shook a little, it was just a matter of aiming the dice. The onlookers exclaimed and Felan collected more money.
Their drink orders were taken, and she sipped at the rum-laced thing Felan had ordered for her with some resentment. She would have ordered a nice gin and tonic, but no one had asked her. She felt like the craps version of Vanna White, except that she wasn't required to smile. Again and again she rolled, and people were betting on her winning streak, and it all made her nauseous. Taking risks with perfectly good money, knowing the odds were against you, wasn't entertainment. It was stupidity. When she finished her drink, she turned to Felan. "I don't want to do this anymore."
"You can't stop now, in the middle. When you make this point, you can give the dice to me."
Chip leaned over; he'd been listening to their conversation. "You shouldn't stop. Next time you won't be a virgin any more. Your luck won't be as good."
He wasn't bad-looking -- ruffled short brown hair, blue eyes with wry smile wrinkles, and a good strong chin. The well-tailored suit helped. Only gorillas were completely unattractive in formal wear. She smiled at him, aided by her FBI mission and the alcohol. "It seems to me that things get easier after you lose your virginity."
He grinned back. "Not at craps, baby."
She licked her lips and considered a reply. Felan's hand clenched on her back and she started, then forced herself to relax as his hand swept up to her nape, over skin made sweaty by the crowd of onlookers. "Keep going -- baby," he ordered, and she felt her lips peel back from her teeth, thinking of the sleek Egyptian cats decorating the walls of the casino.
There was a collective groan when she finally surrendered the dice, but Felan took over and kept going, only faster now as he didn't have to wait for her to roll. Felan was always focused, like a ray of sun through a magnifying glass. Whatever target he found would soon burst into flames. She was surprised the craps table wasn't smoking.
And still he won. The man didn't just make his own luck, he manufactured it. He was the Henry Ford of luck, the Thomas Edison of happenstance, the Bill Gates of coincidence. If only preserving evidence were as easy as craps, she thought. How easy was craps, anyway?
Chip the mafia donlet was in awe, trying to chat Felan up for advice, following his every move. The agent was working him, telling off-color stories about other gambling adventures. Meanwhile the casino swirled around them like a circus of hyperactive chihuahuas on speed.
The whole thing made her head hurt. Or maybe that was just the noise and the light and the free alcohol. Even though she was no longer betting, being with Felan evidently entitled her to keep drinking and the servers took the empty glasses from her hand before she knew they were empty. As she watched and drank, craps seemed to make a little more sense. The better I get the drunker you look, Felan, she thought and then smiled, because he wasn't looking.
Oh, he was fine tonight. Even in a room of flash and dazzle, Felan shone. He was a searchlight amidst candleflames. A thin sheen of sweat glistened at the sides of his face, making his hair spiky, making her mouth water for some tequila and a lime. His eyes took in all the frenetic activity that surrounded him and processed it, shining like ancient amber as he surfed the sea of chance. He would chew his lower lip a little while the others bet, not nervous but impatient, and he shuffled from foot to foot like a sulky model searching for the best pose.
She could have told him, they were all pretty good as far as she was concerned. Work that runway, baby. He'd taken off the jacket several thousand dollars ago, and a miniskirted waitress wearing far too much makeup had taken it somewhere for safekeeping. Felan had barely noticed as he pushed chips to and fro, pausing only to give her a few hundreds' worth.
The tailored pants showcased his ass as he leaned over the table, and with his shirtsleeves rolled up to reveal his forearms, flexing as he rolled the dice and followed through, he was a teenage fanclub fantasy, rock star and poet all in one.
Cabret took a deep breath and considered. She was just fixating on him because she couldn't stand all the noise and crowding. She had a very orderly mind and the disorder of the casino was causing her to focus on the one item of familiarity, to wit Felan, who was therefore taking on more importance than --
If that bitch in the little black dress "accidentally" jostled her breast against his arm one more time, she was going to find out if silicon implants couldn't be removed on the floor of a casino.
This is no good, she thought despairingly. No good whatsoever.
Chip's girlfriend, who couldn't afford to show interest in Felan and, sensibly enough, expressed no real interest in craps, wandered over to the blackjack tables. Cabret thought she'd make herself useful and follow the girlfriend, whose name clearly ended in "I."
"You with him?" the girlfriend asked, not looking up from her cards, when Cabret sidled up next to her. "Hit me."
"Yes," she said. "I'm Audrey." Feeling queasy, she pushed a twenty-dollar chip forward and was dealt two cards. An ace and a ten, a natural twenty-one -- maybe she was still caught in the aura of Felan's luck.
"Hit me," the girlfriend repeated. She seemed to be a true blonde up close. "Damn. I'm Stevie." The dealer took Stevie's money and increased Cabret's. Cabret snatched away the extra chips, leaving only the original twenty.
"You're with Chip? The guy next to F -- to my friend?"
"Yep. He didn't want me to play, though. He has that thing about craps virgins, y'know, and once you've done it once you're useless. Sort of like life that way."
"It seems to me that's just one more rule invented by men."
Stevie won a hand and smiled triumphantly. "Yeah, well, I'm no good with rules."
Cabret decided she just wouldn't pay attention to the betting. What she didn't acknowledge couldn't hurt her. Well, it might kill her, but it couldn't disrupt her settled expectations about life, which was really what mattered. "Have you been with Chip long?"
Stevie shrugged, causing her breasts to jounce impressively enough to sway the attention of the dealer. "Couple of months. I don't think he's looking for anything serious, but he's got the money to party. You and your friend, you like to party?" Suddenly her speculative eyes were quite threatening.
Cabret's mouth opened and closed like automatic doors on overload. "That depends on how much he wins," she managed finally. They were, after all, assigned to get close to this couple.
Stevie nodded with recognition. "Yeah, Chip's like that too. When he's winning, he's like a goddamn jack-in-the-box, when he's losing I get more satisfaction from my lipstick. Looks like he's betting with your friend. I won't be able to sit down for a week."
Cabret swallowed another gulp of her drink. She could brave this out, no problem. Masquerade was a way of life for her.
(Continued)