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Offline Asia Kali Yusufzai

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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2009, 02:10:38 AM »
... I dont get it :?
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2009, 02:16:05 AM »
theres a stereotype that jews are cheap, lol you didn't know that?
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2009, 02:26:02 AM »
That's a general immigrant trait. Every country attributes it to immigrants that are fully accepted into mainstream culture. probably because Immigrants really are cheap... they kinda have to be.

I actually thought the joke was the stereotype that the life of a Jew is devoted to greed.
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"Parents always think kids are wasting their youth, and always have done [so] down through the millennia," says Tom Forsyth of RAD Game Tools. "'That Ug, always holding things. His front paws will develop in funny ways. Why can't he walk on all fours like normal proto-hominids?' And so, whatever the kids spend the most time doing, that's always what parents think is a waste of time, and what is corrupting their lives. It doesn't matter what that is. If all they did was homework, parents would be worrying that their kids aren't becoming well-rounded people. And, in fact, parents do this - enrolling math nerds in karate classes and the like. There is no way to win - parental paranoia ensures that kids are always doing the wrong thing."


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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2009, 02:38:01 AM »
what is the objective of jewish football?

to get the quarter back
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2009, 05:14:16 AM »
I am getting major lol's from moonraiser's jokes

I hope everyone is mature enough to not be offended, and take it for what it is: a joke
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2009, 05:40:02 AM »
Why do Rabbis wear yamulkas?

They couldn't afford the propeller that goes on top.
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2009, 12:43:09 PM »
Two dyslectic guys walk into a bra...
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2009, 03:51:36 PM »
what's brown and sticky?

a stick
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Re: Random Joke
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2010, 09:50:07 PM »
Two rabbits hop into a bar

one rabbit says to the other rabbit "ouch"

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