Twisted definitions

[Chrono Blackwyng]

The rules are simple, someone provides a word, and if the next person posting knows the word, they post it and along with a really random sentence using the word. Then the person below that one will post another word to be defined. HOWEVER, if you do not know the definition, make up a funny one with a sentence and then post another word.

Ex. post #1: Tea
post #2: A drink that consists of water flavored with leaves or herbs. Rowan used the power of tea to rule all of China and Britain.
post #3(different person preferred): Chicken

the exception will end with the following post.

Please do not use a dictionary, just make up a definition if you don't know it.

I'll start....Pie

[Gabag]

The rules are simple, someone provides a word, and if the next person posting knows the word, they post it and along with a really random sentence using the word. Then the person below that one will post another word to be defined. HOWEVER, if you do not know the definition, make up a funny one with a sentence and then post another word.

Ex. post #1: Tea
post #2: A drink that consists of water flavored with leaves or herbs. Rowan used the power of tea to rule all of China and Britain.
post #3(different person preferred): Chicken

the exception will end with the following post.

Please do not use a dictionary, just make up a definition if you don't know it.

I'll start....Pie

The truth when the sinister cake army spreads propaganda and lies.