I did the stupidest thing the other day/ today

[Aklaya]

Who ever said doing chores never hurt anyone is a lier. I was in the process of moving so had some stuff packed up in boxes a hunting arrow was sticking out of one I attempted to pick up a towel next to the box but got an arrow to the eye instead. luckily a nasty scratch on my eyelid was the only damage.(btw this was yesterday)

[HyperKat]

My Mum told us to put out salad cream on the table

...however we have to salad cream...we only have mayonaise.

This is what she said after she realised:"I meant to say mayonaise but salad cream came out of my mouth."

...nobody realsied exactly what she'd said until my brother pointed it out...and many "My Mother is a salad cream-dispenser" jokes ensued.

[Luggz]

I always seem to have stupid moments when im using power tools.
I was putting up a fence at work using a nail gun, without realising I loaded it up with the wrong nails and managed to shoot a nail through the slat, the rail and into my hand which was bracing against the rail. Didnt go in too deep luckily.

 I've also got a nice burn mark on my arm where it met the hot exhaust of a plate compactor when I was lifting it into the back of a van. The thing is I knew it was hot I had just used it.

[✡]

my car ran out of gas so I had to suffer today while people drove by me and pointed and laughed

[HyperKat]

In Sociology today...we were (of course) talking about the Royal Wedding in class and about how they are trying to be a role model for values, etc

She then says "Well, I hope it ends up better than it did with Princess Diana, that was a car crash." She's a very nice teacher and she didn't mean to say this...what she MEANT was train wreck xD it was still an epic fail xP

[Zaspher]

I was running across the backyard and I tripped over a hole in the ground and my face landed on a bullthistle plant... And I guess you can call falling asleep in the bathtub and missing the bus quite stupid as well