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Author Topic: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?  (Read 1714 times)

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Offline Ephraim

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If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
« on: February 08, 2012, 05:31:37 AM »
*Sitting on the couch with my mate. On the television come the lates Jack In The Box ad where the man marries a strip of bacon.*
 
* I turn to my mate who picke up the remote to channel surf.*
 
I didn't know you can do that? Could I do that?   :?
 
No. We're mated. You do that and it's bigamy.
 
Yeah, I know.  It'd be really big o' you!   XD

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Re: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 05:38:21 AM »
I have to admit this made me giggle  XD
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Re: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2012, 05:39:57 AM »
i have one thing to say...is this true?
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Re: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2012, 06:33:52 AM »
You should have seen him when I made the mistake of showing him bacon marmalade.

This wolf was none too pleased lemme tell ya  >:(
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