Pun Game!?

[Riddle]

Puns? I mean, have you seen how cool and chill I am? I don't need no puns, all I need is some warm hugs

[Proto Triose]

I hate magazines about ocean life. All they ever have are current events.

My salt scores aren't very good at work. I thought the good comments would be cumin in all day, but so far I've only had a few peppered remarks. One lady got mad because I asked for her ID, and who would cardamom? Camphor the life of me understand. Some sage advice? Take your thyme thinking about what to say. Make sure you're season every opportunity, or thistle be the end of your career. Some of you might not like that advice, but I mint well. I better stop currying on, or you all will pun-ish me. I need to saffron of these for later, anyway.

[Ara Av-Toa]

Man why the food jokes? There are a lot of other objectives on the planet to macarena some iron-ic punches with! And it's not just the amoeba, it's aqua-lity too!

[Rocco Rex]

We OTTER stop doing this. You may think your puns are PAWsome, but it might make others FURious. I wouldn't want a CATastrophic incident to happen uPAWN us.

[Dubaku]

Me: "So, Rihanna, why are you getting back together with Chris Brown?"


Rihanna: "Beats Me"

[[INACTIVE]]

 Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my   electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm   positive."

[Ara Av-Toa]

WoW... LoL.

[Riddle]

Should I really do this? Am I doing the right thing now? Well, I guess that it's the only thing left to do, why not?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Take the middle path. It'll help. You'll sea.