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Offline Bandal

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2013, 07:49:35 PM »

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2013, 08:01:43 PM »
It is a bit chilly out today but Ice to meet you


That made me think of this...  XD


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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2013, 08:09:46 PM »
Oh gawd why was did he only talk in puns @.@ .
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2013, 07:41:55 AM »
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