Jokes!!

[Grant87]

Does anybody know any furry or animal related jokes? Please try to keep it clean.  

Nay! Ye shall keepeth it that it abide in thee forum rules, or I shall smite thee. :snicker:
Ephemral

[The Lone Wolf]

A series of "You might be a furry if...." jokes

http://furryhumor.tripod.com/fi.htm

Only a few good ones like:

You might be a furry if you pretend to be a Goth so people will stop asking you about your collar.
You might be a furry if you look at Fifi La Fume like many guys look at Jennifer Anniston.

worth a look... maybe. Anyway good night people.

[Grant87]

Thanks! And goodnight!  :sleepytime:

[WingedZephyr]

You might be a furry if you pretend to be a Goth so people will stop asking you about your collar.

*busted*  :">

[The Lone Wolf]

You might be a furry if you absolutely require 14 hours of sleep during the day, then only want to eat or go outside at night.

Do you think they have been watching me on holidays?
 =s

[AlphaDarkWolf]

this lady took her duck to the vet. the doctor look at it and said "lady ur duck is dead" l the lady said "no that can't be do a test to see if it's ok"
so a black lab came in and sniffed the duck and walked away."lady ur duck is gone i'm sorry" "try again doc try again.it can't be true"
so a cat came in a scrached the duck then meowed an walked away."your duck is dead heres you bill"
"MY BILL ALL YOU HAD DONE TO MY DUCK IS A CAT CAME IN AND SCHRACHED IT AND THE A DOG SNIFFED IT U DID NOTHING"
"u asked for a test u had a lab test and a catscane."

(i know it mean in a way but kinda funny in a way to)

[ephemral]

And you told it wrong too.
The cat jumps over it I think.

[AlphaDarkWolf]

oh. well then i improved it