Pleased as Pizza - The Parlor

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The owner turned to the otter* "What are you, Californian? Jeez."

[Rayleonarde]

"Uh...whatever you recommend, I guess." *I turn to the otter.*  "Sweet Satan, you sound like my dad's secretary...what's your name?"

[Sigcutio]

"Fer shyuuure, man," I said to the guy behind the counter. "Sig the sea otter is my name, I'm the radest thing off the west coast!"

[Rayleonarde]

*I smile politely.*  "Quite.  Anyway, an otter, huh?  Don't see many otters in my line of work."  *I turn back to the counter.*  "You said ten for the box, yeah?  Hmm...*rifles through Polish Liquor box.*...all I have is hundreds...keep the change?  Consider it a donation, from the company Rayleonarde."

[NautilusWolf]

*I walk in with a heavy coat on and a Russian winter hat* -in Russian accent-
Hello, I have come to pick up what you Americans call, "peet- zah." Do you accept Rubles?

[White Wolf Guardian]

"I accept everything except Zimbabwe, they take up too much space. Another pizza coming right up!" *Puts the $100s away quickly*

*Goes back to rolling dough*

[NautilusWolf]

Thank you. *I walk out of the pizza shop.*

[Shadis]

*Suddenly, a dark, trench coat wearing wolf throws open the door and darts under a table, hiding and out of breath* D-did they follow me?  *Some puppies, kittens, and young rabbits can be seen romping about in a nearby field, in the direction I had fled from*

[Rayleonarde]

*I turn to face the entrance, in response to Shadis's arrival.*  "What followed you?  It wasn't the Doctors or Priests, was it?  If so, I may join you under there, friend."

[Shadis]

N-no doctors or priests, just the agents of the light. Small, fluffy, adorable things. Sola based mongrels, all of them! *One of the puppies slobbers all over the window. I shriek and hide within my trench coat*