Oh, I got some for ya. I'm a pretty avid dreamer. I talk a LOT in my sleep, most of it's garbled trash but sometimes I manage to wake my hubby up with actual words lol.
-Few nights ago, I was dreaming that I started a Youtube channel where I donned my fursuit head (which I'm actually still working on, but in the dream it was complete, also it's a bird lol), got fairly drunk and discussed only turkey and chicken husbandry. (We had a hobby farm for several years and focused primarily on chickens, turkey, ducks and emus)... I ended up waking myself up by talking too loudly and I actually think this sounds kinda funnn.
-About a month ago, I was dreaming that I was yelling at someone. Don't know who or what. Ended up walking myself and my husband up, who goes, "who was pissing in the sink?" and I'm like "what?" and he goes "you were shouting 'STOP PISSING IN THE SINK!!!'"
-Around the same time as that dream, I was dreaming that I was chowing down on some awesome chimichangas (I'm pregnant, ok cut me some slack
) and my hubby, who was awake, was asking me what I wanted for breakfast and if I were hungry. I said, "no, I just ate some chimichangas" and then I woke up and was like "NO shhh I REALLY AM HUNGRY"... Forget what I had for breakfast but we did go out later for chimichangas. ;P
-Had several dreams where my unborn child claws their way through my belly, and the entire time I'm like cheering "GO! GO! GO! YOU CAN DO IT!" but I never see the baby come out, just my guts and blood...
-Several years ago, my best friend was staying the night, and she stayed in my bed with me. That night, I had a dream that I was at a roller skate rink, skating around and such, and some jerk stole my roller skates. Something made me sit right up... I was like still dreaming but I could see what I was doing... and my friend sat up and asked me if everything was ok, and I mistook her for the person who took my skates and hit her in the face!
It wasn't hard, I just kind of pushed my hand into her face... then I laid back down like nothing happened and she just laughed at me. I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT Uuuuhhhh :c
Give me a few nights, I'm sure I can muster up some more weird dreams.