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Offline Vergil

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A crow walks into a bar...
« on: February 04, 2018, 01:24:53 AM »
Hi, I'm Vergil. I'm rather new to the whole fur/anthro fandom, as I was unfortunately a victim of trying to suppress my interest to avoid stigma. As of late I've decided that I'm going to be more comfortable with myself, and getting more involved with this community is one of the first steps in doing so.

My fursona is a crow named Vergil (hence my user), he's a bit of an eccentric fellow. He likes to talk almost incoherently when meeting new people, and wears Victorian-era clothing. This is, to him, a way to sort out who's worth his time or not. If people act polite or civil while he's being well... a bit odd, then he takes it as them being good folk. On the other hand, should someone react more negatively, then he doesn't believe that they deserve his attention. A, "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't get me at my best" kinda deal.

However I am still hashing out more details in regards in Vergil, and have yet to have any art commissioned for him. Hopefully he'll have a more fleshed out character, and some artwork done when my life gets a bit more stable.

So yeah, I think that's about it. Apologies, but I'm not very good at these kinds of introductions.

Hopefully everyone is having a good day, and I hope to have fun talking with you all. :)

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2018, 03:17:41 AM »
Hi Vergil... agree that the intro has definitely piqued my interest! May I as why the crow seems to have chosen you?
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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2018, 05:07:47 AM »
Thank you both for your welcomes.  :)

I think I've always been drawn to crows. Even as a little kid my mother would often toss out leftovers for local crows to eat. Because of this there were always crows in our yard (that were quite friendly to the both of us), and a few of them even ended up setting up nests in the trees. Not to mention there's quite a few on my campus, and I'm always happy to see them going about. I've always liked how they're smart enough to realize that if you're nice to them, then they will, in turn, be nice to you. (Or in the very least not skittish.)

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2018, 05:12:53 AM »
cool, thank you, and yes, crows are very smart. Knew of one that would 'pay' for his meals by leaving small pebbles or shiny things.
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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2018, 09:48:58 AM »
Hello Vergil, welcome to the forum! I gotta say, you've got a nice sona done already. And crows aren't that common. I haven't actually seen one around yet. (As in furry crows, I have seen the birds. They've got something about them. I can see why you like them so much)
Anyway, I hope you meet a lot of new friends and have tons of fun on the way! If you have any questions feel free to message me, I'll help to the best of my ability :3
See you around!
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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2018, 05:44:25 PM »
Oh! We share a thing with crows(which ARE the smartest birds) and a good idea on friend finding! Now to just convince my people to let me wear satyr legs as opposed to victorian clothing. No dresses would last long.  XD  But I would rock a suit and tie as much as a dress. Hope to see you around!

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2018, 09:17:04 PM »
That's funny, people here claiming they never saw a crow furry, ha ha, okay, I get it :(


But yea, seriously, we do seem to be a rare species.


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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2018, 07:25:05 AM »
Welcome, little birb!
Make yourself at home, grap a tea, coffe or whatever you like and wrap yourself in a blanket. Lean back and enjoy your stay.
Btw, I totally love crows! May I ask - if not an inconvenience - why you chose that animal as your fursona? I'd love to hear your story. :)

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2018, 03:26:41 PM »
Hiya Vergil


I just love your fursona!


And that's not just a fox's flattery ;)


If you have any questions or just want to say hi, feel free to ask me here or PM me.


Have fun!

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2018, 03:24:19 AM »
Nice avatar. Welcome to the forums!
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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2018, 12:39:19 AM »
Nice.  I am glad to meet you.  Happy to hear that you are getting more comfortable with yourself.
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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2018, 03:38:41 PM »
Hi there, could you finish the joke you started in the title?

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Re: A crow walks into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2018, 03:49:34 PM »
Ooh ooh, I've got one!


A crow walks into a bar and the bartender says "this looks like an attempted murder!"

 

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