Out-of-Context Chat Quotes

[Brisky]

E: "So, we're fiiine! *Chuckles* As long as nobody [redacted] any unicorns!"

S: "Engie? I [redacted] unicorns."

E: *angered* "What?"

S: "I am full of magic."

E: "How... Much..."

S: "Pootus invisem modum invocem demoman"

MC: "NO! MAKE THE MAGIC STOP!"

Demomen:

"AAYM BACK!"

[MaverickTheFur]

"I'm not [redacted-ing] Spyro"

[Corran Orreaux]

"Oh sorry, It seems your crucifixion has to be delayed, John rubbed pudding on the horses again."

[Brisky]

"What are you? You can tell me. I won't remember anyways."

"Are you armed?"

"We have ruled this world since the wheel and the fire. We have no need for weapons."

Gunshots

"Welcome to America..."

[Oriaan]

Had this conversation in person with a friend in art class

Friend: "I want it to be chRistmassSs. I don wanna be in the christmass nut cracker's mouth! I don wanna be an almond!"

[The Past]

"Those are not children's teeth! You tricked me! Children don't have gold teeth, come on."

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"Wait, Austin? Austin the human or Austin the place?"
"Austin the city."
"I'm in the human."

[Wycca]

"How would you like to live in a world that was ruled by hippos that weren't hippos?"

[Brisky]

A: "Kraai trade?"

B: "What do you want"

A: "I am Romania"

B: "No, I meant, what do you want to trade?"

A: "Many"

B: "I don't have a many"

A: "Yes"

[Skye Silvermoon]

"I just swallowed a hotdog without chewing it"

[Oriaan]

quotes from my friend who makes jokes about me being a furry:
"Hewwo adwian, this is weah, your fuwwy dodess"
"Adwian I am your fuwwy qween"
"Adwiaaan im gonna pee pee your bed"

[Cheza]

"Well hurry up, I have circuits to curse at!"

[Alistair]

" -ravenously eating wrappers off ground-
It's called recycling."

[Cheza]

M: "There's nothing quite like watching a noob skipping off into the sunset towards their first real adventure..."
*Dead silence*
M:"...Are you stuck in my vegetable farm?"

[Jenac Azaela]

Bunny suit to you too

Not sure why they needed to say that, but oh well.

[Drakion]

I play five nights at freddy’s only for the jumpscares.

well DONT WE ALL!!!