This is something I did for fun.
Sung to the tune of I Feel Pretty. Lyrics from the same song. Just altered a bit.
I feel scaly
Oh so scaly
I feel scaly and
witty and gay
And I pity
Any guy who isn't me
today
I feel alluring
Oh so alluring
It's
alarming how charming I feel
And so scaly
That I
hardly can believe I'm real
See the scaly guy in
that mirror there?
Who can that appealing fur be?
Such a scaly face
Such a scaly tail
Such a scaly
smile
Such a scaly me!
I feel stunning
And
entrancing
Feel like running
And flying in a whirl
For I wish
To be loved by a wonderful girl