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Author Topic: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)  (Read 2010 times)

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2008, 07:42:06 PM »
Did you know, brian peppers used to be model, that was before he recieved
 a roundhouse kick from chuck norris.

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2008, 08:18:33 PM »
A group of spectators watched Chuck Norris leap up and roundhouse kick the top of the Empire State Building. When asked about how he could jump so high, he replied: "I wasn't jumping, the ground was running away from me."
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2008, 09:07:11 PM »
chuck norris can eat only one potato chip

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2008, 12:56:55 AM »
chuck norris can eat only one potato chip
^ In a year.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Tom (MySpace) everyday instead of sueing him.
Pretty solid deal.

I gotta look up some actual Chuck Norris jokes.  XD

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2008, 09:03:52 PM »
There is no 'escape' key on keyboards Cuck Norris uses, he never runs away.

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2008, 09:01:26 PM »
{[Chick Norris?]}

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2008, 09:20:30 PM »
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

"dont roundhouse kick me in the muzzle!!" *gets on his knees and begs* >GET UP!< *gets up hopping he doesnt get roundhouse kicked, and lets out an unnoticeable smile* >DONT SMILE IN CHUCK NORRIS'S PRESENCE!< "OH N" *gets roundhouse kicked and goes to the hospital*
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2008, 08:04:12 PM »
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris
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