When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,†and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.â€Â
"dont roundhouse kick me in the muzzle!!" *gets on his knees and begs* >GET UP!< *gets up hopping he doesnt get roundhouse kicked, and lets out an unnoticeable smile* >DONT SMILE IN CHUCK NORRIS'S PRESENCE!< "OH N" *gets roundhouse kicked and goes to the hospital*