Gizor's random story time

[Golge]

Ok so bear with me for a bit and I will explain my intentions with this topic.

Whenever I am sufficiently bored, upset, or tired, I have a tendency to write some of the strangest stories I have read.

So today I had a a bad day at work (someone spilled alfredo sauce on my hair, then everyone called me greasy), and I was about to start writing when I thought, "Why not share my delightfully odd and very random stories with everyone at the forums." So I have decided to begin one of these fairly nonsensical stories right here.(I couldn't decide whether to put it in comedy or here so just move it to where you see fit) Just a forewarning though, this story may confuse you at times but that's the entire point, much like Alice in Wonderland (god bless lol) it isn't going to make sense.
oh one more thing, please feel free to comment, or not, I only write these when the mood takes me, when I'm in the mood for serious writing, I am very capable. So without further ado I present to you...

'Gizor and the King of Cheese'
               by Gizor Delso

Chapter one: It begins

Gizor shielded his eyes, the noonday sun was unusually bright for this time of year. It had been a long day at Borkburry regional high school, and Gizor was very thirsty " Let's go to the coffee shop pixly" he said to his invisible friend.

Off they went, skipping through tulips and daisy's and the occasional homeless person until they arrived at the coffee shop. It was a smallish brown building shaped like a lima bean which Gizor found odd since it had nothing to do with coffee, "Those silly architects, huh pixly?" and they went inside. After Gizor ordered his usual, French Burrito coffee, he sat down in a corner. As he looked around, something caught his eye, it was a door made of cheese, " do you see that pixly? I wonder whats on the other side". Gizor approached the strange door and opened it.

Chapter 1 end

There ya go, I plan on making chapter two a little longer, and thats all for today goodbye and thank you for tolerating it

[PhantomStone]

lol way to go gizoe, that made me lol, i needed that thanks man keep it up it;s good to throw a bit of randomness in there every once in a while lol

[Somebody]

Um wow lol, I'll have to say thats a pretty original story. Not only is it devoid of rational thought but it is brilliant in the same way. Well done.

I must say I look forward to whatever madness the rest of the story entails

[Golge]

Hey thanks guys, i wasn't sure if anyone would like it. well in that case i think its time for the next chapter.

Chapter 2: Welcome to Oz

Gizor looked up at the chapter title "Oz? Book how many times have I told you to stop stealing names" he said angrily, "Sorry, I you know, wanted a cool title how about I change it to 'The World behind the Door'?" the book asked, "much better" came Gizors response.

Chapter 2.....#2: The World behind the Door

Gizor stood very still with his hand on the doorknob, five minutes past and he did not move. "GIZOR" yelled book, "wha- oh sorry I'm going in now" Gizor replied, shocked by the books outburst. Gizor went through the door.

On the other side, Gizor immediately realized a couple of things, number one, he was in a strange jungle and number two, his clothes were gone. "pixly where did our clothes go? hey! stop peeking" Gizor was embarrased in front of the non-existant person. grabbing some leaves he somehow created two pairs of pants, " pixly put these on" he said throwing one pair on the ground and putting on the other. looking at the pair of pants on the ground he said "fine, be that way" and stomped into the undergrowth.

Gizor walked for what seemed like days but was actually 35 seconds when he walked into a village. It was small and primitive, the only strange thing was that all the villagers were wearing those novelty cheese wedge hats. Suddenly someone yelled " run for your lives, it's a bolger". Gizor, not being the brightest bulb in the basket decided to walk towards the yell wjen he saw it, 10 feet tall, it was a boulder with feet and a mouth, literally, it chraged at Gizor but he moved just in time. "NOOOO YOU KILLED PIXLY!" Gizor yelled and he kicked the beast in the shin which was it's only weak point. The creature fell over dead, the villagers gathered around, saying something he couldn't understand, suddenly they grabbed Gizor and began to drag him away.

oooh cliffhanger doncha love that? anyhoo theres chapter 2 chapter 3 either late tonight or after school tommorrow enjoy

[PhantomStone]

that made me lol way to go and be random, lol sometimes you need to step back and laugh

[Golge]

Right well, it's been awhile since I posted in this so it's time for a next chapter.


Chapter 3: The king

The King was looking out the window, playing with his hair and wishing the garbage truck would hurry up and take his trash, when someone knocked on his somewhat tiny throne room door.  "come in" yelled the king.

In came the villagers still dragging Gizor,. Throwing him onto the floor, they kneeled before the king. "We bring you the warrior you have been searching for, he hast slain the Bolger my lord". A look of astonishment appeared on the kings face, "The Bolger has been slain? very well then, from this day forth, he who has slain the Bolger shall be known as.... my underling, now I have some chores for you to do, take this list and go.... now" yelled the king, handing Gizor a list and motioning for the guards to get him out of the castle.

Gizor sat down by a tree and looked at the list

1. Bred
2. fishstix
3. Kill the Dragon
4. Dont forgt my dry clening
5. curfew is midnite
                    Signed, The king

Puzzled by the list, Gizor decided he may as well get started on it, getting up he went to the nearest grocery store, which was underneath his bottom... crushed, so he decided to go look for another one after apologising profusely to the flattened bodies of the store's staff members.

Gizor searched far and wide, not knowing where to go, after 2 minutes of searching he came across another store and went inside.



there is ma chapter three, number four WILL be tomorrow, i hope

[PhantomStone]

lol very funny good job lol

[Soryu/Miayuki Isumi]

Very Nice Dearest Brother.

[Golge]

change of plans, i have suddenly had a burst of inspiration and am going to do chapter 4 rite now.... well when you read this it will already be done but you get the point.....you do get the point right? anyhoo lets go


Chapter 4: The Dragon

As Gizor entered the store he noticed that it smelled like old people, crinkiling his nose he continued deeper into the store, until he found bread and fish sticks, heading to the checkout he asked the cashier where he could find the dragon, the cashier pointed to a mountain and then asked him if he had an air miles card, which he didn't and was promptly beaten up for.


After the occupants pf the store were done beating on Gizor for his lack of an air miles card, he left the store and headed to the mountain. "how am I ever going to climb THIS" he complained looking around, luckily there was a chairlift as the mountain was also a ski resort.

As he reached the peak he looked and found a small cave, he went inside and there he saw what appeared to be a dragon. "Prepare to be slain oh dragon" the dragon turned around and it was then Gizor realised he had no weapon. 

The dragon walked forward out of the shadows, and upon a closer look it was actually a dragoness. " I'm pretty sure my punching bag wasn't supposed to arrive until next week, but you look as good as any so I guess ill start" the dragoness said in a menacing tone.  " Gah, please don't kill me, I still need to give this Bread and fish sticks to the king who also told me I was supposed to slay you." Gizor screamed liked a little girl. "calm down, you'll burst something, I'm not in the mood to clean up after yourself so im going to make sure sure you clean up that puddle before you leave." she said pointing at a mysterious puddle under Gizor. "Your not a real dragon, I on't have to slay you, but who are you?"
he asked. "My name is Viera Mistaken, and I have an offer to make, the king is... overstepping his boundaries, actually he's just pissing me off, so your going to end him ok?"  Viera said calmly. "and if I don't?" Gizor asked. "let's just say i'll cancel that order I have on my punching bag, get my drift?" She said. Gizor gulped nodded and began to walk away. "wait, take this, it's my cellphone number call me when your ready and i will come help." she said handing him a slip of paper. "can I text you?" Gizor asked. "just go away." she said almost wishing she had killed him. Gizor sighed and left the cave, heading for the dry cleaners.

[Soryu/Miayuki Isumi]

Lol dang you got my charecter down pat though thinking of her with a cell phone >>" Funny thought. Do you have an airmiles card? Priceless =D

[Golge]

ok so this chapter is going to be somewhat filler, but it will have some importance.... what am i saying... it will be just as random as usual, it might not seem like it but im actually starting to like my story more and more and it's starting to become longer and longer, which was orignally not the intention to be this long already.. oh well, oh and btw you may notice there has been one cameo appearance already, if anyone else wants their char to make an appearance in my story you just have to ask and i will be more than happy to anyways on with the chapter.


Chapter 5: The dry cleaner gang


As Gizor approached the dry cleaners, he noticed a couple things odd about the place, the first being the group of very tough looking people with crowbars and lead pipes, and the other being that the neon lettering of the sign had gone out at parts, leaving behind a rather vulgar word.

"Hey whatchoo doin here?" shouted the largest dry cleaning man. "Oh im just coming here to pick up the kings dry cleaning because it says to do that on this list." gizor said not noticing the gang staring very menacingly at him. Gizor went in the dry cleaners and got the king's dry cleaning, as he left the building, one of the gang members pushed him. "yo we don' let none of da kings lackeys round here, you better just fuhgeddabout that there dry cleanin' and scram" he growled brandishing a crowbar. "but i'll get in trouble if I don't bring this back" gizor whined, cowering in fear. The gang members closed in, rasing their weapons to strike, when suddenly the largest one went flying through the air. "wh-what just happened" screamed one of them. two more gang members were flung away and only one remained. "what kind of magic you doin ya liddle turd, make it stop ya hear me?" pleaded the final one. something grabbed him off the ground and hurled him into a nearby tree.

Gizor who had had his eyes closed that whole time opened them.... there standing in front of him, was his invisible friend, pixly. "PIXLY your alive!" gizor shouted with glee. "come on we have to get this dry cleaning to the king, i'll explain along the way" he said, and off they went, skipping along and well you know where that goes, off towards the castle.


there we go chapter five is done, ill put chapter six up tommorrow, im alos thinking of starting a more serious story, but maybe i should finish this one first blah oh well enjoy this, or not.

[PhantomStone]

lol i like it. it's refreshingly random lol thanks gizor, can ya add my cha in lol. thanks man can't wait for more

[Golge]

alright its that time again, time for a new chapter, i think ill wrap up the story with this one

chapter 6- the kings rage

When gizor reached the castle, a guard approached to escort him to the king.

as he entered the throne room he handed the king his bread fish sticks and dry cleaning. "here ya go, i finished the list." gizor said proudly. "you incompetant fool, the time is 11:05, i told you curfew was 11:00 clock, guards, take him to the dungeon." the king shouted to his guards.

in the dungeon, gizor sat quietly when all of a sudden... "BOO". gizor leapt out of his skin and turned around. there stsnding behind him was a mechanical girl. "uhmmm who..what...er who are you?" he asked, checking to make sure he wasn't having a heart attack. "my name is Trowa Titan, and your skin is sitting on my tools... could you take care of that?" she replied casually. gizor looked at his hands and saw that he was a skeleton, he quickly put his skin back on, "sorry, um what are you doing here... oh im gizor by the way" he said. the mech didn't reply, she was busy tinkering with a large machine, gizor reached out to touch the machine and she gave him a sharp smack on the hand "don't touch, you'll get fingerprints on it, oh and im trying to get us out of here" replied the mech hastily. "how can i help?" gizor asked hopefully. trowa looked at him, he didn't look very competant, "see that rock over there? no the other one, no the little one, yes that one, guard that rock, my power source is under there" she was being honest, there was an old generator under the rock.
gizor walked over to the rock and sat down while trowa began tinkering again.


chapter 6 done, and i was joking about ending it, lol next chapter will be soonish

[PhantomStone]

lol nice one man i love it i can't stop grinning, i like seeing how ppl view my mechsona nice job