*Tells Dumbledore about the entire incident*
Dumbledore:"Well, maybe you shouldn't have been fighting the whomping willow!"
Me:"I didn't start it, the tree did!"
Dumbledore:"We're not talking about who started it, we're talking about HOW he started it!"
Me:"The tree said he wanted to kill me and just attacked me! But he sounded like...like...(You-know-who!!!)
"
Dumbledore:"Oh, my... not again..."