Gamer shop, one stop shop for the RPer's needs.

[Alice The Necrofox]

Shiro stood back and looked at his handywork. A shop that sold any random item for any random RP. That fleet of ships? Found in here. BFG 9000? Here as well.
He flipped the neon sign to OPEN.

Posters on the wall
*Tired of spies sapping sentries? FREE spy check sold here!*
*Chainsaws for your zombie killing pleasure*
*Out of Potions? No magical prowess? Try Plasmids and EVOLVE!*

[Frost]

ello mate thought i'd drop in and check out ya shop *walks over to the rack of halek knives then checks out the staves*

[Gabag]

*pays money for an assault gunboat and flies off*

[Ho'ne Diheart]

I need a cheat for unlimited ammo for my shotgun, magnum, and knife ya got any?

[Alice The Necrofox]

"I ain't got infinite hacks, but i have infinate magazines. They have infinate for one type of ammo. so no pistol clips in magnum slots. The unbreakable knives work too."

[Gabag]

Do you have any laser cannon capacitors, mine keeps running out of juice when i really need them.

[Alice The Necrofox]

We have XX-9's in if that will do you. The empire bought a ton of the XX-10's last week.

[Gabag]

We have XX-9's in if that will do you. The empire bought a ton of the XX-10's last week.

Way better then my XX-2s thanks
also I would like 16 concussion missiles, a TIE Defender, a shield generator, and a Junior Western Bacon Cheeseburger

[Alice The Necrofox]

...um... got everything but the cheeseburger.
I'll give you too for one because the concussion missles come in packs of 8, buy one get one free.
Its in the van in back.

[Gabag]

*takes everything he just bought, loads them up in his tie Defender, then throws a large bag of money in front of the door*
Keep the change

[Alice The Necrofox]

*Yells out after him*
"YOU KNOW WE TAKE CREDITS! NO MIND TRICKS NEEDED!"
Shiro gets the twin robots from Rachet and Clank to move money into vault.

[Gabag]

*flies back to the store and sprints for the bathroom and starts to vomit*
ok.... maneuvers too awesome....

[Alice The Necrofox]

Careful, we lost a couple of G-force "deadly random objects" in the last shipment.

*The toilet grows metal teeth and spits Gabag's vomit back at him. Two Bioshock turrets come and drive it away*

Sorry man
*hands towel.*

[Gabag]

*dodged evil toliet vomit*
it's ok I dont need a towel
*runs back to his TIE and goes back to win*

[Ho'ne Diheart]

thank man^^ now i can go to ZombiesLand^^...do you have one gun fits all holsters?