"That big bugger likes the taste of our motor home Jack, guess i'll give him something to remember us by." Damon said after opening fire on the horde, cutting down zombie after zombie, but still the mindless droves kept a commin. After shooting the whole clip, he saw where the metal was getting bit apart by Entaru, taking a Spas 12, he shoved it in the open hole Entaru made and shot, hoping he would at least get Entaru off his house.
"No Damon is from the military, I'm just a smart guy with a motor home!" Jack yelled as he got the engine started, but the mass of undead slowed the home down. Damon, took the ol' trusty chainsaw and climbed out and started sawing the various zombies in half. Spraying their blood and innards everywhere, the man was soon covered with the nastiness of it all.
(please Don't kill Damon, he's my comedic relief and i kinda need him alive.. because hes comedic relief)