*A humongous shy guy jumps onto the boat, speaking in a strange language*
Giant Shy guy:Koo te maba to regiw!(WHERE'S THE BAT!?)
Me:I dunno!(Lying)
Giant Shy guy:KO NARH TOPI AEW TOPAGAN!(HE STOLE A PRICELESS RELIC FROM MY TRIBE!)
Me:Dawww, Kory wouldn't do that! He's a nice guy!
Giant Shy guy:Grrrrr...FARN TO KIKE!(Grrrrr...Well a bat that LOOKED QUITE A BIT LIKE HIM like him took it from us and flew toward the ocean!)
Me: ...Kory, did you take a relic from them?