"And so your mother walks in... At this point she must have been around twenty or so, young little thing... Anyway, your father, he was just out of the bath, no towel. Completely naked, dripping wet with nothing but a sword on him. She walks in and..." Lo took a swig from her pint, grinning over at Kitt. He too drank down a large swig, pulling a face at the tast of the ale, but copying Lo nonetheless. She set her pint back down, focusing on the young feline with a little difficulty...
"Where was I?..." She scratched her scaly chin, before grinning again, clicking her claws "Ah, right... Well she walks in... And stops at the door. Your father just blushes like a little schoolgirl... Your mother grins, at least I think she was. Remember I was seeing this from behind.... But she walks in, looks back at me and gives the biggest wink I ever saw on the girl..." Lo demonstrated, winking deliberately and with a sly grin.
She took another swig, again Kitt copied "So she says..." Lo laughed, slapping her knee and snorting with laughter "...She says... My, my, Ranger Szarda. I never knew your clan had such big swords..." Kitt snorted with laughter, almost inhaling half his pint as Lo grinned with a savage smile...