Meet the Staff - WingedZephyr

[Gabag]

A. Speed is good.

You thank the guard for the armor, and put it on, but you realize all he had was the chest, legs, and foot armor components of the Leather armor, guess the economy is as bad as the rumors say. You head back to the Thieves Guild and Sugar lips nearly snatches the diamonds from your hands, but then she remembers to pay you and hands you a sack of 150 gold. You tell her about the Commona Tong assassin, and she seems intrested, and recommends you to head to the Monmouth Imperial Legion Fort. apparently the General there needs some 'bad people' removed in a 'blood bath' if you catch my drift.

Do you
A.) head to the fort and find the General
B.) ask for another job.
C.) Go Adventuring in the wilderness
D.) rest for 24 hours

[WingedZephyr]

A. sounds good.

[Gabag]

You thank Sugar Lips for the information, and make Gods Speed to the Fort, and you find the General, General Decius Martius.

He wants the 'Bad People' to 'Disappear' and he prayed to the Gods that someone would give the 'bad people' a 'bloodbath' You get the impression he's talking about the Commona Tong taking bribes from local government officials. He also hints that the Emperor wanted to give you a 'special present' if you did this for him. However he wants you to kill the 'bad people' without breaking the law.

do you?
A.) Accept he Job and go to the local Commona tong's hideout and just kill everyone
B.) do you accept the job and figure out a way to do it discreetly.
C.) reject the proposal.
D.) Attack the man, then resist arrest when prompted

[WingedZephyr]

I'll pick B.

[Gabag]

You accept the job, and the General seems delighted... a little too delighted to you. But he does give you a paper with the names and occupations of the people you need to kill, how convenient. You head to the South Wall Cornerclub in town and enter, You need to kill a smith, a savant, a pawnbroker, and a thief. You talk to the first person you see, and he's a Smith, immediately taking action, you taunt him and insult his mother to the point of him taking out a high quality dwarven axe and trying to slice you up. His Commona tong friends heard and joined the party. You duck under the axe swipe, with the axe itself embedded in the wooden door.

You grab his arm and force it the wrong way ,breaking it, and while he screams, you recover his axe and drive it deep into his neck. As he is collapsing, his friends have rushed to the scene.

"MURDERER' one of them yells, "HE CAME AFTER ME!" You yell back and throw the axe with all your might at the villains, hitting the savant in the head with the blade and he crumples, with a few frightened screams of the non Commona Tong guests seeing his body slump down the stairs.

The Thief takes out an ornate longsword that's glowing with magical energy, she immediately swipes you, and your wound burns of a poison! Taking your own sword out you parry a few more blows of the Thief, before you shove her down the stairs of the club. As she tumbles, the pawn broker rushes at you with some brass knuckles. She gives you a good left hook to the jaw, and a good right jab to the stomach, but her uppercut, you jump backwards a bit and shove your sword through her heart, killing her instantly. As she stumbles off your blade with your gentle nudge and onto the floor, you step over the corpse of the savant to find the thief who poisoned you. A quick glance around has freightened guests hiding under tables, with some crying. The Thief couldn't get out of the club, but you have no idea where in the place she went.


Do you
A.) Loot the corpses of the gangsters and continue your search for her
B.) Continue your search for her, then loot the corpses.
C.) threaten the guests for the location of the woman
D.) Tend to your poison wound, then search for her, then loot the dead

[WingedZephyr]

I suppose... B.

[Gabag]

You Take a piece of cloth from a table and wipe the simmering blood from your enchanted blade, the noise was bothering you and ruining your concentration. You go further into the club, down a second set of stairs that lead to the guest bedrooms and the storage closest. Running down quickly, you kick open the Guest room door, finding nothing but a bed and an empty sack. You turn around to open the storage closet and find nothing indicating she was here. Suddenly you hear the sound of a window opening, and you sprint back up the stairs. You shove the bartender out of the way as you see the thief trying to climb out of the window.

Grabbing her by the tuft of her collar you pull her down from the window, causing her to stumble and knock over a lot of booze. As your about to stab her, she kicks upwards, hitting you in the jaw and she leaps over the bar and tries to run back up the stairs. As you recover, you sprint back after her and lunge, grabbing her by the foot and taking her down. She tries to kick your face again, but this time you know it's coming so you can dodge in time, pulling at her foot again, this time a lot harder, your pull her down the stairs, making her face bounce off of them and bloodying her up significantly.

She tries reaching for her sword, but you stomp on her hand and press hard, shattering the bones inside it.
"You.... You bloody foreigners..... coming into OUR country.... thinking your superior...." she coughs, along with some blood on your boot. You just nod your head in disgust, and you unsheathe her poisoned sword, and stab it into her, and with most of the blade in her, the poison takes effect at a far quicker pace, and after a few seconds of struggle and choking... she dies.

Four bodies, a poisoned wound, and a shattered jaw, quite the day for you, but they're dead, your not.

What to do now
A.) report your success to the General, then tend to your wounds
B.) Report the success, loot the bodies, sell some of the un needed stuff, then talk to the general
C.) Tend to your wounds and take a nice long drink from the 'free' bar
D.) See options A-C

[WingedZephyr]

I'll pick C.

[Gabag]

Taking a nice bottle of Vodka, you pour it over your wound, and you can barely restrain from screaming as you can literally hear the alcohol burn the poison away. After the burning sensation passed and the wound stopped hurting, you took the same bottle of Vodka ad chugged away.

Soon you felt like you could throw a table through the Town Wall, and had the constitution of an ox, however you also seemed to the outside world, incredibly stupid.
Congratulations... YOUR DRUNK!

As you stumble from the bar, by accidentally punching the door to the club off it's hinges, guess that vodka really does give you super strength, you have a few options to do that you can vaguely remember

A.) Speak to General guy and give him a hug
B.) Throw people through the town wall and make it a new sport
C.) talk to General Guy and tell him people died and stuffs.

[WingedZephyr]

I'll pick C.

[Gabag]

As you stumble out of town, you eventually feel your strength wane, and your ability to think come back. That is gonna be one horrible hang over. You made it back to the fort, and the General is very very pleased, almost too pleased... He gives you an enchanted ring that can temporarily turn you invisible for a couple seconds, and as an added bonus for upholding the law, he gave you some more money.

Now that you got cash and people are dead
What now?
A.) Go back to town and talk to Sugar lips.
B.) Stay at the Fort and get drunk and party with the Imperial Legion Soldiers.
C.) Adventure to the nearby Dwarven ruins
D.) Rest for 24 hours

[Self-sain]

My turn o and thanks for advice 1000 pgs back

You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
* 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
* 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
* 3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
* 4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

[Gabag]

these multiple option questions seem quite popular

[DatFox Coleo]

While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
2 Scream for help
3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

[Self-sain]

*glares at dat fox* you....
@ gabag yea I had to do one