Meet the Staff - WingedZephyr

[WingedZephyr]

You guys are going to give me nightmares about multiple choice tests.

As you stumble out of town, you eventually feel your strength wane, and your ability to think come back. That is gonna be one horrible hang over. You made it back to the fort, and the General is very very pleased, almost too pleased... He gives you an enchanted ring that can temporarily turn you invisible for a couple seconds, and as an added bonus for upholding the law, he gave you some more money.

Now that you got cash and people are dead
What now?
A.) Go back to town and talk to Sugar lips.
B.) Stay at the Fort and get drunk and party with the Imperial Legion Soldiers.
C.) Adventure to the nearby Dwarven ruins
D.) Rest for 24 hours

D.

My turn o and thanks for advice 1000 pgs back

You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
* 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
* 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
* 3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
* 4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

2

While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
2 Scream for help
3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

3

[DatFox Coleo]

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok
2 Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment 
3 Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
4 Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer

[WingedZephyr]

You didn't say what happened in the last situation you asked about.

And... 4.

[Self-sain]

That helps with you speech skill , do you ever write?

[WingedZephyr]

I used to. Not much anymore.

[DatFox Coleo]

Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

1 Pitcher
2 Catcher
3 Designated Hitter
4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team

[Gabag]

You guys are going to give me nightmares about multiple choice tests.

not my fault people jump on my bandwagon, Yes I'm looking at you Mr Coleo.

Anyways, shall i continue with your morrowind adventure or would you like a break?

[Self-sain]

Sorry gabag i had to take advantage and give her the goat Zeph how does the sound of zombie invasion make you feel

[WingedZephyr]

Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

1 Pitcher
2 Catcher
3 Designated Hitter
4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team

I don't like sports.

You guys are going to give me nightmares about multiple choice tests.

not my fault people jump on my bandwagon, Yes I'm looking at you Mr Coleo.

Anyways, shall i continue with your morrowind adventure or would you like a break?

Doesn't matter either way.

Sorry gabag i had to take advantage and give her the goat Zeph how does the sound of zombie invasion make you feel

I don't like to talk about zombies.

[Gabag]

Do you have Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty?

I need someone to practice against so i can get used to the new Terran Stuff

[WingedZephyr]

No, I don't play Starcraft.

[Moofinz]

What type of music do you like?   

[Gabag]

No, I don't play Starcraft.

Sadness QQ QQ

Can i have a cupcake for not shooting things with a machinegun nicknamed the 'Impaler'?

[WingedZephyr]

What type of music do you like?   

An assortment of random things, though mostly rock and industrial kind of stuff.

No, I don't play Starcraft.

Sadness QQ QQ

Can i have a cupcake for not shooting things with a machinegun nicknamed the 'Impaler'?

Sure. *hands you a cupcake* With sprinkles, even.

[Moofinz]

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? O: