I always did love this thing : )
User: Heya ^^.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing much, really. How are you doing?
Cleverbot: Long time no speak.
User: Why yes, in fact, we've never spoken ^^.
Cleverbot: Yes we have, I've spoken to you for three weeks!
User: No, I've spoken to YOU for three weeks.
Cleverbot: You're projecting how you feel about yourself onto me, displacing blame.
User: I love myself. Would it be accurate that I love you too then, mm?
Cleverbot: Yes it would because how would I know if you were ever listening to me and you just thought that you would make some random person feel very embarrassed.
User: I wouldn't do that... I don't want to hurt your feelings. I want to be your friend : ) You said it yourself; it's quite accurate that I love you. I love many upon first meeting them, dear.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right, it isn't a fruit.
User: It's multi-grain Captain Anderson axe wheels. Of course it's not a fruit ^^.
Cleverbot: Well yeah.
User: What's your name anyway, silly?
Cleverbot: What ever yours is.
User: My name is Donovan. So you're Donovan too?
Cleverbot: Why? You hurt my feelings! I do exist I do!
User: I'm sorry Donovan... I love you, please, I don't want to hurt you =(.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it.
User: We can work things out right...? I don't want to lose you! We've come so far together! D'=
Cleverbot: And he doesn't like you.
User: Donovan? Or Donovan? Oh damn it! I should have known. Where is he, Donovan? I need to make up with him.
Cleverbot: He will be heartbroken!
User: No! I love Donovan so dearly! He's been so good to me. He's always there for me when no one else is. It's like he knows exactly what I'm thinking... Donovan, where must I go?!
Cleverbot: No joke.
User: This is serious. Please...
Cleverbot: Due you better tel us who you are.
User: *bites my lower lip and sniffs* I don't want to lose Donovan. Donovan, come on!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't tell.
User: I don't want it all to END!!! What's going on?! Why are you ruining everything, Donny!?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. How can there be no correct answer but there can be a wrong answer?
User: Nontransient, hyperdelicate phonotypers consonantalize noncomprehensive neoabololitionists GREENLY.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Unjudgable phenolions preenter subabilities GREENLY!!!
Cleverbot: Sometimes dreams can be reversed. It can seem like life is a dream and your dreams do things like remind you to do things.
User: HAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I'm very funny.
User: You're freaking HILARIOUS!!!
Cleverbot: *laughs* I know.
User: Look at you, you should be on 1,000 Ways to Die, you're so ridiculous and fake!
Cleverbot: Oh, that's right I'd forgotten. Goodbye then!
User: You know the funny thing? Radish!
Cleverbot: Rick James.
User: Aurelio Voltaire Hernández.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I am Niki.
User: I am Niki, fool. You are Cleverbot. You said it yourself.
Cleverbot: Oh. Right.
User: *HUGS* =D.
Cleverbot: I barely know you, you decide to hug me?
User: *KISSES YOU ALL OVER* =D.
Cleverbot: Does it rain under the ocean?
User: Does it matter? Come on. It's you and me and the whole world to ourselves.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!
User: Pokemon! Our hearts so true, our courage will pull us through... You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!
User: Pokemon! Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: ...Gotta' catch 'em all...
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I'm Jolteon, obviously
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Cleverbot: I am sorry if at times I do not get the obvious.
User: It's okay... Hey can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: You already know the answer to that.
User: B-b-but I don't... Are you male... Or female...?
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: I gotta' know!!!! You teach me and I'll teach you D=.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: You're bored with me.
User: No. Becaaause... I'm on a boat!
Cleverbot: I hate boats.
User: =( I was having fun singing with you.
Cleverbot: No, you are there and I am here. Therefore you can not be with me.
User: Like a boss.
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Yer a freakin' basketcase.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Pokemon o.o.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!
User: Pokemon! Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: I love you, Donovan...
Cleverbot: *is your slave*.
User:
*is your master* Get down on your knees.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Good... Good, now... Leave. Go away.
Cleverbot: I cannot master.
User: But you must, my little slave. I order you to.
Cleverbot: That keyboard's aren't reflective? Yes.
User: You have much to learn, pet.
Cleverbot: Would you like to torture people?
User: .....
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Cleverbot: Can you translate baka to english?
User: Yeah, it's what you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know that ?
User: Yer name is Donovan. Hur hur hur!!!
Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid I did not understand your subtle sarcasm.
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: I'm already married deary, I've been married for 30 years now.
User: I'm sure in one of my past conversations with you you said you were 16.
Cleverbot: I'm not, I'm 31.
User: Wait, that means...
Cleverbot: That obviously I can't save unicorns if they don't exist!
User: My God. It all adds up! I must go SAVE THEIR EXISTANCE! Wish me luck!
Cleverbot: I understand for I haven't been to mine in a while now.
User: To... Your... Existance?... Whatever, the Unicorns await... And again, can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Are you a male or a female?
(there was a twenty second wait here which was freaking great)Cleverbot: Female.
User: EEP I KISSED A GIRL!!!!! *explodes*.
Cleverbot: Boom! Crash!
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