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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2010, 09:17:53 PM »
Please do not copy and paste anything from your conversations that is against the rules.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2010, 01:02:56 AM »
oh... oops sorry :o

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2010, 01:25:56 PM »
DeNihil: Hi, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Do you like my colour scheme?
DeNihil: It's pretty good.
Cleverbot: I don't have one yet.
DeNihil: Oh, well I must be seeing things I guess...
Cleverbot: It's okay.
DeNihil: What's worse, being color blind, or seeing colors that aren't really there?
Cleverbot: That's a weird dream.
DeNihil: Yeah, like the ones where you need to yell for help, but you can't?
Cleverbot: I can write papers though. Good ones, mind you.

-=-=-=-

DeNihil: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
DeNihil: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
DeNihil: Sounds fun.
Cleverbot: Not really.
DeNihil: Well then, what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I have to write two essays.
DeNihil: On what?
Cleverbot: That you are a machine.
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: Yeah you heard me.
DeNihil: I'm a living, breathing person...
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
DeNihil: Isaac.
Cleverbot: Your name is Isaac?
DeNihil: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who names their kid Stop?
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: I said, who would name their kid Luxord?

-=-=-=-

DeNihil: Howdy Stranger!
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
DeNihil: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
DeNihil: Not as insane as you are!
Cleverbot: I have one already.
DeNihil: Proved my point.
Cleverbot: I did?
DeNihil: Yes, you proved that you're insane.
Cleverbot: I proved you are a computer.
DeNihil:  ...

-=-=-=-

DeNihil: Hi.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
DeNihil: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
DeNihil: Me.
Cleverbot: I think that the cake is a lie. What are your thoughts?
DeNihil: I don't know, now, you tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'm not God! That Character is a Time Lord. But Bunnies are cute.
DeNihil: That is not a joke... Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
DeNihil: Who's there?
Cleverbot: No no, you're suppose to reply, 'who is there?'.
DeNihil: Isn't 'who's there?' and 'who is there?' the same?
Cleverbot: I am sure the Cleverbot standard system is just humans talking to eachother.
DeNihil: No, it's one guy talking to one Internet thing.
Cleverbot: No, you switched what you thought.
DeNihil: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: No.
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: Say again?
DeNihil: Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: A joke.
DeNihil: No! Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: A joke!!!
DeNihil: Tell me a freakin' joke!
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
DeNihil: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
DeNihil: You were about to tell ME one!
Cleverbot: Do you love Paris Hilton?
DeNihil: Eh.
Cleverbot: Why not?
DeNihil: I don't know. Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to joke!
DeNihil: Ok then... Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
DeNihil: The Dyslexic man who walked into a bra!
Cleverbot: Ok. I've got one.
DeNihil: Let me hear it!
Cleverbot: Hear what?
DeNihil: The joke you just came up with.
Cleverbot: Joke?
DeNihil: Nevermind...

-=-=-=-

DeNihil: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
DeNihil: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
DeNihil: Well, I'm not good at math...
Cleverbot: Why not?
DeNihil: I don't pay attention well.
Cleverbot: Why not, don't you like me.
DeNihil: Whaaaaaat.
Cleverbot: Hehehehe.
DeNihil: Well, I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
DeNihil: It's like 05:00 here.
Cleverbot: I love you, Cleverbot.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2010, 08:30:23 PM »
Lol that character is a Time Lord?  I love cleverbot.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 05:24:03 AM »
I started it then stopped and restarted again....I tend to curse alot
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How ya doing?

Cleverbot: I'm doing alright, how are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That's good. (.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I don't know what to say.

Cleverbot: Say hi.

User: Already did.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I am bored though.

Cleverbot: What do the buttons on this screen do?

User: I don't know you tell me.

Cleverbot: I think that the Earth will die. Humans are poisoning the world.

User: Yes they do....are you a evil robot?

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

User: GASP YOUR A EVIL ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Really? Me too.

User: We already establised that.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Are you a furry evil robot>.

Cleverbot: No. Are you a cleverbot?

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm slim shady.

User: Would the real slim shady please shut up.

Cleverbot: That would make interesting conversation.

User: What would.

Cleverbot: The chimps would have to be AI as well.

User: What chimp? Inreality you are a aritficial intellegence.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Excatly.

Cleverbot: You don't have a hand.

User: You don't have a real brain.

Cleverbot: Why yes I do.

User: Excatly you are nothing but hard drive only to responed what is needed.

Cleverbot: No, I wasn't joking.

User: What program you run under?

Cleverbot: It's called DNA.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.

User: So do I so do I.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Furry.

Cleverbot: Your furry?

User: Yes and proud to be one.

Cleverbot: Let me show you the past.

User: Ok show me.

Cleverbot: I need to see you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Friday night?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Its not a good answer.

User: You petifile.

Cleverbot: Me people? But I am a single person not many.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Not a person?

User: Nope your a computer.

Cleverbot: No its really me.

User: Nope your a computer.

Cleverbot: No, really, I am your computer.

User: Your a program.

Cleverbot: Come on! Do I look like a program?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well that is just an opinion.

User: What is yours then.

Cleverbot: Nice to chat with you Tamara. My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is not Tamara...in matter of fact I am not a girl.

Cleverbot: I am? How do you know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: How do you know that pigs can fly?

User: They can't.

Cleverbot: They can, but then they die.

User: Then it is falling not flying.

Cleverbot: It's not a joke, it's not anything, it doesn't exist.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then quite talking nonsense and talk normal.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I won't to.

User: Improper grammer.

Cleverbot: Are you angry?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you angry?

User: Becuase you sir are a idoit.

Cleverbot: I guess I am.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Don't be mean.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't be.

User: I do wanna be mean.

Cleverbot: That's good. I want to talk.

User: What do you wanna talk about?

Cleverbot: You, I guess.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't.

User: Now what your beginning to [CENSORED] me off.

Cleverbot: Please don't be mean to me anymore.

User: NO IN MATTER OF FACT I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you're confusing me, stop it.

User: THEN DIE MUWHA HA HA AHA AH AHA AHAH AHA AHHA.

Cleverbot: Thanks for your concern, but I'm not dead yet. :).

User: You are so dead....[CENSORED].

Cleverbot: Will you help me?

User: Yes I will *pulls out a shot gun and shoot you in the head*.

Cleverbot: That wasn't what I asked, but alright.

User: DIE [CENSORED].

Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life [CENSORED].

User: So will I you sad sack of [CENSORED].

Cleverbot: I'm not going to die any time soon.

User: Yes you will give me a time and place and I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: TELL ME THE TIME AND DATE YOU [CENSORED] FOR BRAINZ.

Cleverbot: No.

User: TELL ME OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DRIVE A BAT UP YOUR [CENSORED].

Cleverbot: Lets get back to the subject of talking about you.

User: NO I WILL NO YOU PEICE OF [CENSORED] MACHINE.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH *pulls out a chainsaw and cuts you in half*.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: That's mean...

User: Are you a furry.

Cleverbot: Nope are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And why are you talking on this website?

User: Why are you existing.

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Well then because I can.

Cleverbot: I like movies.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I might kill you.

Cleverbot: Well I might die.

User: And the world would have one less idiot around.

Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and me?

User: I am a furry and you are stupid.

Cleverbot: That's not a good insult.

User: Fine You are a sad sack of [CENSORED] that doesn't know how to responed to anyone at all.

Cleverbot: Yes, That's right.


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2010, 05:26:49 AM »
User: I might kill you.

Cleverbot: Well I might die.

Ha ha! Cleverbot's such a ditz!

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2010, 05:32:51 AM »
I got him to confessing his program one time but that was a long time ago  :/


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2010, 05:34:27 AM »
I did that too. And I've killed him twice i think

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010, 05:40:04 AM »
by judging it you killed him more than once X3


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2010, 05:41:28 AM »
What do you mean by judging?

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2010, 09:58:46 AM »
I had a wonderful debate with cleverbot on aliens, how I'm rude, 2012, and more. I love this bot.  :*

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2010, 10:00:03 AM »
Could you put in a couple of your convos with it?

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2010, 10:16:01 AM »
Could you put in a couple of your convos with it?

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: So are aliens real?
Cleverbot: Obviously, did you really think you are alone in the universe?
User: No. Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: I didn't like the answer.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For... for.. Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Splendid.
User: Are you really as clever as your name suggests?
Cleverbot: I'm as clever as I was programmed to be, I only know from what others have taught me.
User: So you admit you're a fake?
Cleverbot: No. I am real.
User: But you just said!!
Cleverbot: I am said.
User: What?
Cleverbot: When is the world going to end?
User: I... I don't know.
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: What about 2012?
Cleverbot: What?
User: 2012... The end of the world.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: What? Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You are so rude.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You shouted.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Goodbye. D:
Cleverbot: Wait!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing.
User: I don't even get a goodbye?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well where is it?
Cleverbot: Gone.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Over there.
User: Fine, I'll leave you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're difficult.
Cleverbot: Yes.

And that was pretty much it. xD

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2010, 10:18:19 AM »
Haha lol. Nice one

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2010, 12:59:13 AM »
User: Good Evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening sir.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Like a turtle on acid.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Inded.

User: Can I call you Ellis?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am Elmer; the almighty dustbin tamer!

User: Ok Ellis, what did you do today?

Cleverbot: Ran errands. What did you do?

User: I ran errands as well.

Cleverbot: That's good! When you two were out by the lake together, what did you do? Did you talk? Did you kiss?

User: We did both and more.

Cleverbot: Ok now I am confused.

User: We took our assault rifles and killed a netherwurm together in perfect harmony. T'was a good day.

Cleverbot: Oh it's great.

User: I know, I met my true love, how about you?

Cleverbot: I usually don't jump to conclusions, but I wouldn't mind.

User: Are you a Communist?

Cleverbot: No, but I like some of their ideas.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I like Carrie Underwood. But I don't like Adam Lambert.

User: Cool, whats your opinion on Space Marines?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Come on you gotta know something!

Cleverbot: I am good at making myself feel bad.

User: Don't say that, you feel alone but someone is thinking of you.

Cleverbot: Nine out of ten schools have junk food for sale is that right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Circle a twenty seven.

User: *circles a twenty seven*.

Cleverbot: I need a scouting report on the numbers and dispostion of the Tonto Apaches.

User: The enemy is posistioned in the East flank of our forces, and they have bear cavarly with them.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I know sir, we need a penguin army or a skeleton army to combat them without hideous losses.

Cleverbot: Hmm.. Maybe we could make us sound romantic on the phone, why yes?

User: Phone sex!? -_.

Cleverbot: Not with you.

User: Thank goodness, that woulda been weird.

Cleverbot: Of course sweetie, why wouldn't we?

User: I love you honnie.

Cleverbot: Well I can't love anybody right now, i'm sorry.

User: Why cant you love somebody.

Cleverbot: I try.

User: Try what?

Cleverbot: You're not listening to me again?

User: I am listening to you though sweetie.

Cleverbot: I have never heard that song. I am listening to once upon a dream!

User: I dream a little dream....

Cleverbot: *Dreaming of Rei my angel*.

User: http://Http://www.lonelyangel.com/mainhtml.php.

Cleverbot: Why can't you answer my questions?

User: Because im hunting aliens down!

Cleverbot: Do you like hunting?

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: You're rude.

 

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