Семён smiled. "What, besides trying to blow up a whole city? Well, they are attempting to eradicate all rebellion forces and drive on to the EU military bases at the edge of Russia. If the tests are successful, then the government should be able to make multiple countries submit-" Абрам butted in, "France will probably surrender first! Ha ha...." Семён slapped him on the back of the head. "Yes, as you can probably see, he's not exactly as bright as most people." "What?! I am too!" "Right, cracking stupid jokes and comments about something of complete seriousness is considered clever? No, it's just annoying."
(MEANWHILE, AT THE BRITISH ARMY BASE)
Giving him a big smile, he walked him to his father's tent, "Try not to stammer when you talk to him, grovel, and for god sake, don't be a twat and look at the ground when talking to him. It always makes him angry." Then Howl waltzed in, gave his father a salute then sat down. "Excuse my interruption, father, but I would find this boy a very large asset to my unit, he's quite the marksmen when he puts his mind to it." The General looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "Well...do you have any military history?"