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[The Past]

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Ohmahgawdcookiesohmahgawdcookiesohmahgawdcookiesohmahgawdcookiesoh--

*Faints* XwX;;

[George]

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Have you ever been in a situation where you can eat as many cookies as you like?

[The Past]

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I think my chance of getting diabetes would go up by 500%. X_x;;

[George]

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But it is so pluckin' worth it.

[The Past]

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You don't appreciate fresh water until you mix grape juice, milk, and vanilla extract in a failed experiment to create something similar to a grape soda float, and can't wash the cup and taste out because the water pipes are frozen.

[George]

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Leave the tap running a bit next time the pipes are, you know, not frozen.

[MrRazot]

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I've heard that one, apparently it doesn't work

[Delete me]

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I feel like running some water might help, but not if the pipes are already frozen...

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Hot water bottle?

[Delete me]

I don't know.
Maybe boiling water
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[The Past]

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One of the pipes may have cracked underground. If so, we'll have to dig it up. X_x;;

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Luggz can dig stuff!!

[MrRazot]

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I wonder if anyone's tried insulating pipes, could be expensive... or... hmmm
what if you used a pipe inside a pipe, outer being for hot water, inner for cold. outside pipe would also be connected to the geyser and constantly flowing via a pump you can turn off or on or set to run when a certain temperature is read. The outside pipe will also function for supplying hot water to the house.
This way you can keep the pipes from freezing, only downfall is the cold water wouldn't be for the first few minutes (ironic), and could lead to colder hot water and could also spend a lot of electricity.

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Dawg, I heard ya like drinking water, so I put some pipes in ya pipes so you can drink while you drink!

[MrRazot]

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Xzibit would be proud :')