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[George]

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Do you not know Fat Albert? That was my childhood!


(Actually no it wasn't I grew up with PlayStation. )

[Grey]

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I do not know Fat Albert.

Most likely banned here for "political correctness".

[George]

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I guess it wasn't exactly a "diverse" (in political terms) cast.

[Grey]

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Hm. Oh well.

[George]

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It also doesn't help that it played in the 70's, and I don't believe you were a kid back then.


I don't believe you were even a fetus back then.

I know for a fact I didn't exist back then.

[Grey]

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I wasn't even a fetus. Just a glint in my Dad's eye, as the saying goes.

[George]

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*shudder*

I don't like to think about that.


Namely cause I witnessed something when I was little

I should not have witnessed

[Grey]

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I walked in, saw it, and was like "I saw you. Can I have my Xbox now?"

Mainly because I heard them say they'd get me an Xbox to make me forget if I ever found 'em doing the dirty.

[George]

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I pretended it never happened.

(btw HAHAHA seriously?)

[Grey]

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Yup!

[George]

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For me, I was about to ask a question, the door was slightly open so I figured it was safe.

I pushed it a little like "he-"

closed quickly as I could without it making noise while retreating to the den, considering suicide. There's a 70's Show episode that pretty much sums it up. 


If you weren't bi I would have an explanation right now.

[Grey]

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I was completely unfazed. I just wanted my Xbox.

[George]

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You're not affected by any sort of trauma, are you?

[Grey]

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Well, there is embarressment.

[George]

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You're right.

You don't exactly handle that too well.