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Ulfur · « **Reply #64755 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:41:21 PM »

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*deflects scone* I have no need for english pastries
*pulls out doughnut* Ah much better

Zephyr · « **Reply #64756 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:44:11 PM »

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*force feeds Ulfur a scone*

Taste it's sconey goodness!

Ulfur · « **Reply #64757 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:45:57 PM »

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*force feeds zephyr a maple bacon doughnut*
Taste 'Murica Englishman!

Zephyr · « **Reply #64758 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:49:39 PM »

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Nooooo!

Deploy crumpet countermeasures!

*the ground starts to shake*

Ulfur · « **Reply #64759 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:55:16 PM »

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Call in the eclair special forces!
*giant walking eclairs appear out of nowhere*

Zephyr · « **Reply #64760 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:58:23 PM »

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*a giant avalanche of crumpets flattens the eclairs*

Ulfur · « **Reply #64761 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »

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*the eclairs explode and destroy all the crumpets*
They were stuffed you fool! muahahaha

Zephyr · « **Reply #64762 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:05:38 PM »

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Noooooooooooo! Not the crumpets!

Ulfur · « **Reply #64763 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:21:59 PM »

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haha
*calls in reinforcements*
An army of doughnuts arrives on the horizon

Zephyr · « **Reply #64764 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:33:42 PM »

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I surrender!

Cheza · « **Reply #64765 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:35:52 PM »

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*Throws around mämmi*

Zephyr · « **Reply #64766 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:37:38 PM »

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Surprise attack!

*tea explosion*

Cheza · « **Reply #64767 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:43:02 PM »

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*Starts to sing the song of my people*

Ulfur · « **Reply #64768 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:43:30 PM »

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haha can't fool me!
They are double glazed to survive explosions

Zephyr · « **Reply #64769 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:44:34 PM »

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Awww

*swims in the tea*

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