Counting to 1,000,000

[White Wolf Guardian]

70,778

Well you see Grey, we need a sacrifice to the volcano god so we can appease San Andreas.

[Grey]

70, 779


I'm worth more money than America has. You can't toast me!

[George]

70,780
So we sacrifice the watermelon?

[White Wolf Guardian]

70,781

You'll buy us at least 3 more seconds! That's 3 more seconds I could be waiting in a California Costco store in December!

[Grey]

70, 782


I should buy myself.

[White Wolf Guardian]

70,783

I always emphasize not doing plebian consumer practices of spending an hour to buy 10 items in Costco in California shopping season. But shit, waiting in line for an hour sounds fun.

[George]

70,784
Grey likes to play.

[Grey]

70, 785

I should visit the White House.



I do like playing!

[George]

70,786
Also he's cute.

[White Wolf Guardian]

70,787

I'm still waiting for my Humanities grade to post on my transcript. I can't believe it took an entire 2 weeks to confirm the A+ I already had. Now I have to wait 3 weeks for January 12th so I can continue the long process of transferring.

[Grey]

70, 788

Marshmallow fluff is yummeh. Peanut butter is mingin'.

[George]

70,789
*posts in another thread*

There, THAT'S realistic.

[White Wolf Guardian]

70,790

I don't get why people can't stay fem and identify as male. Several people are the opposite of what they say they are on the forum these days.

[George]

70,791
Because tumblr.

[Grey]

70, 792




Gender topics scare me.


Also, to follow a trend:


URMURRGURD AM AHM IN LURV WITH GEORGE AH LOVE HIM SUR MURCH  




There. Now I feel gross. Mind if I do the sacrifice thing now, White? I feel like I need a lava bath.