Fight Club: 9.3/10
The second time I've seen this movie. It might be the oddest, strangest and greatest movie I've ever seen. A movie chock full of philosophy, breaking the 4th wall and crazy antiques, it screams to the inner stupid male to go out, go guru and just mess everything up. The movies storyline is intensely interesting mainly because of how non-standard it is, it can be a bit unsettling at times how things flow, because they flow in seemingly random directions with new, unique elements popping up seemingly randomly. The viewer, like the protagonist, is simply seeing all these events transpire and is lost but utterly entertained. The funny thing is this movie (a consumer product) hates consumerism to a significant degree, I always saw the irony in fight club. It's humor is like that though, it's ironic, it's got such a great meta-humor onto itself that it's just overall fun to watch and analyze. It's truly a gem of movies that will satisfy those people who like the movies that make you think but are also a blast to stay in the ride.
The Human Centipede: 3.9/10
I went into this movie not expecting much, but curiosity got the better of me. Everyone said it was gross and disgusting, and that peaked my interest. I wanted to see a disgusting, gross movie, sometimes you're in the mood for a bit of gorey stuff. So, went through the movie and 50 minutes in all we've seen is bad acting and terrible chase sequences, so over 50% of the movie nothing really happens. You get two girls who are terrible actors talking about how they want to get to a party, then a guy who can be summed up as "a plank of wood" being the antagonist, so you really don't get much. Finally, after the first 50 minutes they begin operating on the people, the scene lasts about 3 minutes and then you have the human centipede. And during the entirety of the human centipede there was only really 1 scene that would be cringe worthy. So altogether, not gross, not gory, not thaaaaat disgusting, and very, very boring.