Pulls the console down and types in sv_cheats 1 then types dm_gameend_off and turns sv_cheats to 0 and keeps a watchful eye on the console so nobody else uses cheats.
"MWAHAHAHAHAH!"
Pokes Gabag's division with Buddy's chocolate bar.
"THIS CAN'T BE!!"
Has a seizure and kicks a random Chinese gong summoning a Dramatic Prairie Dog TO RULE THEM ALL.