Candy Mountain Insane Ward

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((Inspired by one of my buds I racked my brain to come up with an RP that wasn't as dark as my ones in the Serious RP.  Even I just wanna have fun sometimes. As you can see, I'm not very good at being silly, but maybe this will eventually turn into something.))

Story:

High in the crags of the famous Candy Mountains there rests an insane asylum. But this isn't your normal asylum, no, in fact it is insanely (pardon the pun) diffrent. Here, therapy includes getting your feet tickled with a tiny chicken feather while you try to eat an entire tub of ice cream. Here, group excercise means getting on the backs of purple gazelles and riding up and down the mountains while singing "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" at the top of your lungs. Don't get me started on Interventions....

Basically, here you can do whatever you want, you can be either staff or patient, as long as what you do takes place in or near the asylum. Only catch (*winks at the person who inspired me to do this*) is: NO VIOLENCE. You post something violent and you will be automatically kicked, as this is supposed to be as cute and fluffy as possible. 

Post Merge: February 27, 2010, 08:44:57 AMSasha jumps up and down on her bed, currently made out of pancakes, as it was near breakfast and patients here often ate their magical beds. She sings the latest Lady Gaga song and waits for everyone else to wake up...

[Niala Ornitier]

Niala woke up and shuffled to the bathroom made out of ginger bread and lollipops and Niala relaxed near the lollipop mirror and brushed her paws against her fur "ugh i look horrible!!!!" she hobbled back to the door and slipped on a jelly-mat "AW NUTS!...early morning blues "

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Suddenly, the blare of a crusie ship horn rocked  the halls of the Ward. If everyone wasn't up by now....then they would be.

[Niala Ornitier]

  *falls over from the blare* that hurt man *rubbing tail*

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Waves at Niala from across the hall... "Allo."

[Niala Ornitier]

ohai! i didn't know you were as insane as me!? *finds the penny i lost 4 months ago* oh...there it is *picks it up and eats the doormat* *spits out the doormat* oh god it tastes like a minty!

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Indeed, they do.  That is why I prefer to eat the ballisters...chomps down......these taste like grahm cracker 

[Gabag]

((Inspired by one of my buds I racked my brain to come up with an RP that wasn't as dark as my ones in the Serious RP.  Even I just wanna have fun sometimes. As you can see, I'm not very good at being silly, but maybe this will eventually turn into something.))

(I believe I am guilty of that charge)

Samuel rocked on his bed. Everytime he looked, he could see the fairy, and hear it talking.

"Hey Come over here!" It said..., that's what it always said.

The staff equipped him in a straight jacket, leaving him to his mumbling insanity..

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Sasha pokes Niala in the side, still munching on a bit of ballister. "You know about the guy who's always talking to a fairy? Well, I totally met that fairy last night. Got right up in my face. How crazy is that?"

Out of nowhere a voice came over the speakers: "ATTENTSHUN! EXCERCISE TIME! ALL RODENT PATIENTS MUST NOW STAND ON ONE FOOT! THEN IT WILL BE ON TO CANINES!"

Sasha blushed. She was a rodent, chinchilla. She stood on one foot.

[Niala Ornitier]

giggled at nothing and the chocolatedoor started to crumble and fall "well that settles it" Niala started to chew at the door. a Guard stood by and started to hustle against her " BUT I WANT THE DOOR!!!!" the guard carried Niala off and her mouth was still gnawing at the air baring her teeth "my chocdoor"

[Buddywolf]

*Almost eating something looking at niala's troble*
Wait, we aren't sposed to eat this?
*Gets pulled away by the tail*
I didn't mean to eat the man!

[Gabag]

This time the fairy had something new to say

"I've got a box... I got it before my mother problems started appearing" it said happily, giving him an innocent look.

Glancing up Sam asked.

"Wha... What's in the box"

"Mother's head.... what's that Mother?" THe fairy raised the little box to her ear.

"Mother says... hello"

Samuel's screams could be heard throughout the facility.

"THE FAIRY, SHES MAD I TELL YOU, MAD, LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE!"

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"ALRIGHTY  THEN. TIME FOR THE CANINES TO STAND ON ONE FOOT! THAT MEANS YOU TOO ,FOXES,  WOLVES AND MIXED BREEDS!"

"Finally, rodents turn is over," Sasha growled as she put her foot back down on the ground. "Now to go do a little recon of the ward." 

[Buddywolf]

*Gets tail back and stands on one foot*
Ready for anything!
*Goes recon the ward*

[Niala Ornitier]

The guard put Niala bluntly on the ground almost dropping her "OI that there is delicate" Whispering came from the room next to her and she knocked back the wafer door to look inside but nothing was there. She  sat down on all fours and her eyes prowled the rooms. Searching for the noises she kept hearing. They started up again. "where are they!?"