*the stars leap out off the ground and dance around me*
why are you telling me this!?
stars: because we are allies with the fairies
Niala: Aren't you supposed to hate the fairies if you're telling me this information?
stars: I do belive you're right. ONWARD TO THE FIENDS!!!!!!
Niala: ....
Niala stood up weakly and stumbled up the stairs. "I know how to defeat the fairies... Do we have any jam and salt?"