This newest dream started like any other... it felt like a day at school.
Then at exactly 5:00 P.M., all the T.V.s in the dream broadcasted a emergency news broadcast. Armageddon was coming in two days. With that proclamation, everyone started to riot and just engage in tom foolery. I however was on a mission, no a quest. To do what Ive always wanted to do.
First thing I wanted to do was do a B/E. And i'm not talking about Bacon and Eggs here. Although Bacon and Eggs is frickin delicious, I could go for a Bacon and Egg breakfast. I'm talking about a breaking and entering. So i went to my neighbors house, who was busy lighting a molotov. I stepped up to plate on his front porch, and kicked the door in and sent it spiraling into his home. However as soon as the door was gone, I did not want to complete the B/E. All i wanted to do was kick a door in apparently. I was so happy about the door kick, I kicked in his bathroom door too then ran. I cheesed it outta there.
Day 1, 24th hour.
With only a few hours left, I decided on doing something completely ridiculous. I took a bicycle and lit the wheels on fire. Ten I rode around the neighborhood yelling this. "BEWARE FOOLS, DOOMRIDER COMES!". My enemy Kevin came out and tried to fire extinguish me drive-by style from his sedan, but I dodged... it was cool, I dodged, but smacked into the curb and again I cheesed it outta there.
Day 2, 12th hour.
I decided to reorganize the angry riotous mob that was my neighborhood. Then I gathered other neighborhoods, until eventually after 5 hours, we had the entire town, I popped in Thriller and we all did the dance in perfect unison. It was glorious, the whole town doing thriller, the sounds of it echoing off the walls and forests. It was like one giant hoorah party.
Day 2, Last hour.
With Armageddon on the verge, I dragged a couch onto my front porch, cause the news report said it would happen West. I also grabbed my video camera and a bag of chips. I was going to record the End of the World. I synchronized my watch to buzz 10 minutes beforehand. With 10 minutes to go I set up the camera's tripod and got a perfect view of where the nuke was gonna hit. 10 tense minutes later and nothing happened. I had my eyes held shut, camera recording, thinking I was dead but I wasnt. Grabbing a handful of Doritos Nacho Cheese flavor, I kept recording well into the night.
It turns out the news predicted the Armageddon completely off by 5,000 years.