Welcome to the Academy for Global Advancement of Brave Armed Guardians, also known as G.A.B.A.G..
Here you will learn the various military and combat functions that will allow you to battle evil.
Besides combat training there is also training for the care of the people, and classes on how to deal with Social problems.
The staff of this school has been entirely clones from former GABAGS. Since they know how everything works, you must follow them to the letter, for they are your instructors, and one is the Headmaster of this academy.
Do the world proud today recruits! And Remember
Gabag is always watching and protecting.