Now if you look over here you'll see the Castle of Darkness, where our Lord and Master lives. We would take a tour there, but half of you would die before reaching there, while other half will commit suicide just by looking at Satan. Now we are heading to the doors of Personal Hell. Here is where you can find your own personal hell. Before you enter, you must sign these forms saying that you will not sue us for any damages you have attain during your visit at your personal hell. *handing out papers reading*
You are about to enter you own personal hell. We are not responsible for any damages you have obtained during your visit in your personal hell.
WARING: While in your personal hell, you will have side effect as in: recurring nightmares, loss of weight, night terrors, insomnia, grow a extra tentacles, arm, leg, or tail, hallucinations, loss of memories, find yourself eating a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich, random song that you hate stuck in your head, and possible cute and cuddlely things attacking you. What ever happens to you is of your own risk.
If you don't look at your own personal hell you will have a greater chance of surviving and return back to earth, while all of those looking at their personal hell, will be suffering and eternal damnation for their own curiosity.
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