Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Ok, basically, you have to grant someone's wish and then destroy it. For those of you who've seen Beddazzled, that's the reference.

Example:

Player X: I wish I had a goat.

Player Y: Granted, but the goat is on its deathbed.

               I wish I had an Xbox

Player Z: Granted, but it has a PS2 hard-drive.

          I wish... etc.


So I'll start.

I wish I had a new Ferrari.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the engine is a V6

I want a venti frappucino

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but I expired last year.

I wish I had new brake cables for my bike.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your bike's tires are flat

I wish I could have the Louisiana Purchase

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you'll be stuck back in the pioneering days.

I wish for more money.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Wish granted, but your taxes goes up to 90%

I wish for an Organic LCD HDTV

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it won't be sold for another 300 years.

I wish for a Dream Wedding.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it will end with the military coming and taking you for a top secret mission.

I wish to see Area 51

[KittKat chunky~]

Granted, but you'l end up going to area 53 instead... which is just a governmental, paperclip storage depot...

I wish i could go to a rave right now 

[Timmy Fox]

Granted, i've made sure theres not a single rave in teh entire world for the rest of the week

I wish i had a pet fox

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but I kinda ran over it.

I wish fights didn't exist in this world.

[Tyla]

Granted, but there's not a world to exist.

I wish escapism can be a reality.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you die afterwards.

I wish I had a pie right now.

[Tyla]

Granted. Poison flavour!

I wish I could get some way to teleport to places!

[KittKat chunky~]

Granted, but you don't get to choose where you go

I wish i could have a scrambler dirtbike