Author Topic: Game [Ruin a Wish] (Read 26663 times)

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1155 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:57:47 AM »

Granted, but it has no motor, no transmition, no tired and no stereo

I wish I had a new phone

shadowfox · « **Reply #1156 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:58:32 AM »

granted but it costs $400 per call and $800 per text

i wish i had more pie

✡ · « **Reply #1157 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:59:27 AM »

granted but it's EXPLOSIVE PIE MWHAHAHA

I wish that I had more fur paint

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1158 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:00:09 AM »

Granted, but its poisoness

I wish US weapons laws where more lax

✡ · « **Reply #1159 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:02:29 AM »

granted, but now roving gangs rob everyone

i wish that Poland would invade Scotland

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1160 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:03:23 AM »

Granted, but they destroy the world with nuclear conflict

I wish it was desert season already

✡ · « **Reply #1161 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:04:24 AM »

granted, but now you're a powder of dust from the dryness

I wish I could do my math homework

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1162 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:05:34 AM »

Granted, but now you have twenty years worth of it.

I wish that I could rule pluto

✡ · « **Reply #1163 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:09:52 AM »

granted, but the Plutonians are pretty mad about that and they assassinate you

I wish Willy Wonka's factory was real

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1164 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:22:10 AM »

granted, but they only make shoes now

I wish I had a repeater

✡ · « **Reply #1165 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:43:20 AM »

granted, but you get arrested for pointing it at someone

I wish I had magic in my paws

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1166 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:04:04 AM »

Granted, but they fall off

I wish I could not be a minor

✡ · « **Reply #1167 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:09:57 AM »

granted, but now the age for everything is much higher

I wish that I had the willpower to do homework

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #1168 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:14:15 AM »

Granted, but you fail anyway.

I wish I had no homework >.<

shadowfox · « **Reply #1169 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:27:12 AM »

granted but now you won't learn anything

i wish money wasn't such a big issue

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