Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Alexei]

Granted, but the phone's screen shatters. (what do you excpext, i'm tired)

I wish that i knew how to use PayPal.

[Aoren Deringer]

Granted, but you leave your computer on and somebody breaks into your house and steals all your money.

<Can help you

I wish I had money to donate to the site.

[Alexei]

Granted, but the site crashs everytime you log on.

I wish i knew where my cane was so I could go get food.

['Project Zeta']

Granted, but your cane is broken.

I wish I could have my own place.

[Aoren Deringer]

Granted, but it burns down

I wish it wasent so cold

['Project Zeta']

Granted, but now it's incredibly hot.

I wish I had that game I've been after for weeks.

[Alexei]

Granted but it turns out the game sucks

I wish I  was better at piano.

['Project Zeta']

Granted, but the piano hasn't been repaired or tuned since the 1930's.

I wish my hair wasn't so curly.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, you now are bald

I wish Drake felt better

[Alexei]

Granted, but you feel like crap now
@Specimen: curly hair people unite!!

I wish that my headphones actually fit in my ears.

[Aoren Deringer]

Granted, but now they dont work

I wish I could help SoupNazi with the headphone issue

[Alexei]

Granted, but you forget how to the moment after.

I wish that i didn't need to pee.

[Aoren Deringer]

Denied for moral reasons.

I wish I had no morals.

[Alexei]

Granted. but then you don't realize that killing yourself is wrong so you kill yourself.

I wish Aoren had high-speed conection! :p

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted now it ran out of your house
I wish I could be a better artist