Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted, but then the police bust into your house and arrest you for being in possesion of a stolen tank.

i wish it was tomorrow.

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted, but you continue to get the same wish fulfilled the next day, and the next, and...

[Srgntcuddles]

You forgot to say a wish.

I wish I could communicate with animals. 

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but they're only around you whenever they're mating.

I wish I no longer needed glasses.

[Kaprika]

granted..but now you have awful migranes from the sudden transition to no glasses

i wish the government would stop screwing us behind out backs

[Srgntcuddles]

Granted, but they screw someone elses government and start a war.

I wish I had a cool talent.

[Egan]

Granted, but only YOU think its cool, and it has to do something with making sponges.

I wish I had a sammich.

[Srgntcuddles]

Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea.

I wish my game would update faster!

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but the update breaks the game.

I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light.

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted, but once you get going you can't stop and there is a mountain range in the way.

I wish I could turn my dreams into waking reality

[Egan]

Granted, but you fall asleep afterwords.

I wish I got a million dollars.

[Fly Boy]

Granted. But there are so many taxes that it goes down to one dollar. 

I wish My computer was the best, fastest, and functional computer in the universe!

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted, and it's such an awesomely smart computer that it starts glitching on purpose to annoy you.

I wish the cat would stop walking on my keyboard

[Fly Boy]

Granted but now it's steppagnoi;1481P0jy7ve4x4rcvuoi (now its on my keyboard  )

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

fly boy, you messed up, you're supposed to write down a wish.

i wish people paid more attention to what they are typing.