Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Righteousbro]

Granted, you make a book, but it sucked.

I wish I could shape shift and shift back at will.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you can't control your shape, including when you shift back.

I wish I can own a buffet.

[Entaru]

Granted, but all the food is rotten and you can afford to buy more.

I wish my facial hair didn't grow so fast. (I almost had to shave twice today)

[Tyla]

Granted, but now it grows inwards.

I wish I had a TG potion.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, its flamable and you accidentalt burn down your own house.

I wish I could never get sick again.

[Yugian]

Wish Granted, but in exchange, every time you get sick now, some form of potentially fatal 'bad luck' takes its place.

I wish i wasnt so busy.

[Moongaze]

Granted, you are now extremely busy.

I wish I had some tacos...

[Righteousbro]

Granted they give you horrible diarrhea. And there so spicy your tongue disintegrates.

I wish I could levitate.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but you won't be able to stop levitating and you have no control over your movement.

I wish the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan would end : /

[Count of Cutesy]

Granted but the world explodes!

...The world explodes? I wish I was more original.

[Yugian]

'wish' granted, but your originality is mistaken from stealing from comedians.

I wish that black mage from 8-bit theater would become a hippy.

[Tyla]

Granted, now the entire game/whatever 8-bit theater is revolves around cannabis.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ruffie Tealet]

Granted, you're never tired and never sleep forevah, but you get insanely bored when everyone is sleeping.

I wish jimmy will visit me this summer.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it's only for 2 seconds.

I wish for some food.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but it was made to be poisonous, killing any who ate it.

I wish to control time.