Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Tyla]

Granted, but for some reason heads implode. We cannot comprehend things!

I wish I didn't get confused easily.

[Count of Cutesy]

Granted, but now people expect you to figure stuff out by yourself without any instructions.

I wish someone would finally defeat The Miz at wrestling. (WWE RAW. Hate that guy so much.)

[Tyla]

Granted, but people hated it so much they torn the program in two.

I wish my room was full of plush.

[Count of Cutesy]

(Actually, the Miz is pretty unpopular, so I doubt that would actually happen if he lost.)

Granted, but your room is so full of plush toys, you can't even enter your room.

I wish I knew why.

[Rilin]

Granted, but you can't handle the truth.

I wish my ordered games arrived today ;_;

[Righteousbro]

granted, you open it and find a note that says "we cancelled the game because it was to INSANELY AWESOME for the human mind to comprehend."

I wish that I had a game like that and I could comprehend it.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but your brain melts inside your skull.

I wish I could melt people's brains inside their skulls

[Tyla]

Granted, but they grow more brains!

I wish I had the power to use an oven!

[Moongaze]

Granted, but you burn you get a 3rd degree burn the first time you use it.

I wish people would stop asking me if I found Jesus...

[Tyla]

Granted, now everyone's bothering someone you're hanging around with.

I wish I could make anything look cute.

[Count of Cutesy]

Granted, but you have a bunch of fans (Including moi) pressuring you to draw on.

I wish someone would end the "Death to all Furry Video Game Stars" conspiracy. (Mostly a joke, but why does jumping the shark only happen to the furries?)

[Tyla]

Granted, but now there are more things attacked!

I wish my mug was bigger!

[Righteousbro]

granted, it only grows 1/1224023938348 of a millimeter (think, so small its most likely smaller than an amoeba), then you spill everything anyway.

I wish I could take the time and patience the draw something SIMPLY AMAZING. 

[Tyla]

Granted, but you use a tablet for a completely digital piece. The computer crashes the second you save it, and the data corrupt.

I wish for a big, biiiiiig box!

[Rilin]

Granted, but the box is so big you are trapped inside it

I wish I'd stop procrastinating!