Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Tyla]

Granted, but now inanimate objects begin to rebel. Namely the games that involve violence!

I wish my sleeping habits were perfect.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, but the real perfect isn't what you think and you can't get a perfect job schedule.

I wish chicken aliens would come to rule the Earth but worship me.

[Tyla]

Granted, but there is an uprising.

I wish I was the best anarchist ever.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but the FBI's knocking on your door and the CIA have the back door covered, while the Air Force hovers over your head, and the Marines are invading from under your feet.

I wish this headache would go away.

[Tyla]

Granted, but now you have Achilles Tendonitis.

I wish I actually understood that sort of stuff.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, the government is now forcing you to be a doctor and be responsible for hundreds of peoples lives (They'd probably do that to).

I wish that I could stab annoying idiots in the face and not go to jail or recieve punishment of whichever religion is correct.

[Rilin]

Granted, but one of those idiots receives the exact same wish and stabs you back. D8

I wish for a magical unicorn to be mah friend. :B

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, your new friend has 1 second to live.

I wish for some pain relief medicine.

[Niala Ornitier]

granted, but it expired 12 years ago

I wish my sister wasnt' sick

[Icaenea]

Granted, but before she was healed she vomited all over your bed.

I wish I lived in Ireland.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, but your a homeless with no job, no nothing...not even the clothes you have now
I wish I was good at something

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, it's suicide.

I wish I didn't get hungry so quickly.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

(lol thats messed up )
Granted, but you don't feel hunger at all, so you'll eventually die from lack of nutrition
I wish I owned my dream restaurant

[Righteousbro]

Granted, you get bad reviews from critics and you lose all of your money.

I wish life was a lot easier, but we still got experiences (which now come easier) and we didn't have worries.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, but we now have shorter life span, like three months life span
I wish I had some awesome candy