Game [Ruin a Wish]

[The Past]

Granted, but everything else gets worse. A lot worse.

I wish I could lose weight easier.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, every time you even start running you become anorexic.

I wish that we find seriously friendly alien life.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but a very not friendly species of aliens finds us shortly after.

I wish I had the phone I'm getting right now!  xD

[Tyla]

Granted, but they don't have it in stock.

I wish I could be less cliche.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, you soon realize cliches make life funnier.

I wish we could all be hippies-ish. Like not full out but we cared for one another and saved the environment and made an anarchist communist society and stuff....

[Tyla]

Granted, but reality is torn open and the wrath of Thor will be upon us.

I wish I understand what goes on in my head.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but your brain catches on fire.

I wish I could make peoples brains catch on fire...  That'd be cool.

[Tyla]

Granted, but it's so cool you accidently do it to yourself out of curiosity.

I wish I could alter reality.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but a rift in space breaks open and the universe gets sucked into a permanent alternate reality that totally sucks.

I wish I saw Kick Ass instead of The Losers.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, the losers was better.

I wish that I was 5 years older.

[Tyla]

Granted, but this is in cat years, resulting in more human years older.

I wish I didn't jynx myself so much.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, the losers was better.

I wish that I was 5 years older.

That's impossible Kick Ass was so much better
Granted, but you jynx the ones closest to you are
I wish I had a new laptop

[Righteousbro]

Granted, its the newest prototype of a macbook, and I kid you not this prototype literally bursts into flames.

I wish I had some cookies....

[Tyla]

Granted. They are transformative and will turn you into a cookie.

I wish I had a drumkit.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted but you bought the most expensive drums you get, it broke and you forgot to get insurance
I wish I had some money