Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted but you accentually shoot your foot and lost it
I wish I didn't have sports asthma and could run on all fours

[Tyla]

Granted, but your spine locks you into a quadrupedal position - you may be able to walk on all fours, but extended periods remain uncomfortable.

I wish my head would stop being so irritated.

[Bronze]

Granted but now it's gone.

I wish school was over for the summer.

[Dawnwind]

Granted, but you miss important lessons, and end up getting a lower grade than you would have done otherwise, putting your choice of career in jeopardy.

I wish I had a few furry friends to hang with, even online.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted but you can never see them in real life
I wish people would know their future as soon as they are born so that way they can correct it

[Righteousbro]

Granted, now I could get into the physics of this but anyway, it causes a paradox.

I wish that all nations would sign a peace treaty, and we stay at peace forever....

[Dawnwind]

Granted, but aliens take note of how peaceful Earth is, and proceed to invade and decimate the population due to lack of weaponry.

This is going to be so wrong of me, but... I wish my fiancée could accept my furriness.

[Count of Cutesy]

Granted, but now your kids hate you.

I wish more furries were like us. (Too often I hear about how furries draw animals or pokemon in sexual ways, even though the furries I know are nothing like that.)

[Dawnwind]

(Joke's on you, don't have any, and all kids hate their parents.)

Granted, but the wish is actually reversed, with the non-perv furries being changed into rampant sex fiends.

I wish the retarded Final Fantasy VII fanbase and the compilation that they spawned wer stricken from the world.

[Count of Cutesy]

(Really? Then you're not the guy who's wife divorced him because he told her he was a furry?)

Granted, but then a fan base for FFVIII spawns that's just as bad.

I wish for a more interesting life.

[Bronze]

Granted but you die shortly thereafter.

I wish to witness something amazing before I snuff it.

[Dawnwind]

(Oh, no. My fiancée just thinks it was a phase I've grown out of. I have no idea what she'd think if she found out that I was on a furry forum. Also, FFVIII sucks, so not so bad there.)

Granted, but you witness the apocalypse.

I wish I had the power of electrokinesis (Think Cole from InFamous)

[Count of Cutesy]

(Yeah, I mean at least in FF7, your summoning spells were limited. But the summoning spells in FF8 have THEIR OWN LIFE METER, and they pretty much take all your lumps. In short, just keep using your summoning spells, and you'll win almost every battle.)

Granted, but you use the power wrong and die of electrocution.

I wish EarthBound was less popular. (No offense to Earthbound fans.)

[Righteousbro]

Granted, you randomly start liking it and everyone shuns you for it.

I wish that i made great decisions.

[Tyla]

Granted, but people hunt you down. Because of that.

I wish I had more yoghurt.