Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Dawnwind]

granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I could make my fiancée happy.

[Tyla]

Granted, but you're unhappy.

I wish I had the Dream Theater discography.

[Righteousbro]

Granted, it explodes when you try and use it in any way.

I wish that I had heightened senses, I'd get used to it.

[Dawnwind]

Granted, but you enter sensory overload, leading to a complete psychological breakdown.

I wish Final Fantasy XIII had been released as it was originally intended, without half of the game being removed because it was multiplatform.

[Tyla]

Granted, but the disc you got was scratched all over.

I wish I had moneys.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, but it was stolen and the cops are at your door right now
I wish  I wish I can physical go into the internet and literally surf the web

[Dawnwind]

Granted, but you have no virus protection, which will in evitably lead to you being erased from existence.

I wish my laptop was top of the line for WoW raiding.

[Tyla]

Granted, but WoW is all you can do.

I wish that drumkit was here.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted but it is missing some important pieces.....like the kit itself
I wish I can teleport to any concert of past and new

[Righteousbro]

Granted, you can only do it once and your at an old Beethoven concert.

I wish I could turn to smoke and back to normal.

[Tyla]

Granted, but you lose parts of yourself through it.

I wish I could freak people out without them knowing of my presence.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, end up freaking yourself out causing a mental break down
I wish I wasn't addicted to Call of Duty

[Righteousbro]

Granted, now your addicted to Modern Warfare.

I wish I could find the source code to the universe. (Started a joke on a different site, but its a wish for me now)

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, it isn't what you expected
Specify last wish, I wish I wasn't addicted to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

[Righteousbro]

Okay granted, your addicted to Halo now.

I wish that things were more simple....