Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but you have no propane to use them with

I wish I was Hank Hill

[Gabag]

Granted, but I'm Dell.

I wish i could burnate the countryside.

[Ares the Ram]

Granted, but the peasent comes and kills you with the trog sword

I wish I had some root beer

[Gabag]

Granted, but it's diet Mountain Norris, which causes you to die of awesome exposure.

I wish i could poke Jesus

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but he pokes you back and you get aids.

I wish more people were on at night

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your internet dies.

I wish I had a new keyboard

[Ares the Ram]

granted but its for a mac and wont work with your current computer

I wish I could throw fireballs

[White Wolf Guardian]

*I think Mac keyboards still work as long as you have a bluetooth dongle or some modified drivers*

Granted, but you severely burn yourself everytime you do it.

I wish I had a snowball cannon

[Gabag]

Granted but it melts
I wish that White Wolf was solid snake so i could go

Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAKE!?!?!?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Wish granted, but I kill you as I find out you're the guy who got me into the whole turning 70 in a decade business.

I wish I had Red Dead Depemtion

[Ares the Ram]

Granted, but its for the wii and the motion controls are all wonky

I wish jackass 3d wouldnt cost extra money for the 3d part

[Seko]

because nobody pays the movie gets less funding, and as a result is horrible :p

i wish videogames didnt have glitches >_>

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but the only game you can play now is pong. forever.

I wish my online comics would update more often

[The Past]

They update more often, but they are drawn and written terribly.

I wish I could move to Edinburgh.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but you fly in the cargo hold and arrive with broken bones and pnumonia.

I wish i had a machine that could draw things as I see them in my mind