Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, you are now a mass-produced autobiography.

I want a pardon for rp flops.

[Gabag]

Granted, but now you have flops in real life that weren't there before.

I wish I could turn into a space ship.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but someone activates your self-destruct sequence.

I wish for anarchy, wars, and mass hysteria. (Don't take this seriously)

[Gabag]

Granted, but a man in golden armor comes to lead everyone away on a mass exodus to the stars.
Leaving you alone on a dead planet.

I wish I could turn into a jet.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but you crash because your pilots were on Facebook, using laptops they smuggled into the cockpit.

I wish for magic to be a tangible force.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you don't have any.

I wish I had more time to play games.

[Gabag]

Granted but now your a WoW Addict.

I wish there was a cure for many of the incurable diseases.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you won't receive any after you got the diseases.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Gabag]

Granted, your vented into space and the world is happy.

I wish for an alien invasion fleet to come in and try and conquer Earth, then fail miserably.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but now the aliens live on the planet, leadin to conflicts for years to come.

I wish for power, money, and fried chicken.

[Gabag]

Granted, but Colonel Sanders kills you and takes his stuff back.

I wish i had a KFC in my house.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, you die of a heart attack right after your first bite.

I wish for a pet Dragon.

[Gabag]

Granted, but he eviscerates you, then devours your soul.

I wish I had a Dragon to ride like in the Eragon series of novels

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you fall to your death.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

[Gabag]

Granted, but your forgotten about and you get spoiled and eventually decompose.

I wish someone could tell me who was Richard Simons.