Game [Ruin a Wish]

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you're a slave.

I wish I had opposable thumbs

[shadowfox]

granted but they're big and clumsy

I wish i could talk to animals

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the animals talk back with a vengeance!

I wish I had a Bradley Mayhem.

[shadowfox]

Granted but it falls apart

i wish my phone would finally work without needed several battery resets every week

[CrazyCat]

Now it needs several battery resets every day!

I wish snow had a higher melting point.

[✡]

granted, but now snow's appearance year-round has ruined your summer

I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the dog now takes for granted what it wanted and has fallen in love with Justin Bieber.

I wish I had a top hat.

[✡]

granted, but now it's rigged to explode every time you sweep it off to greet a lady

I wish my heavy dog would get off my lap and let me escape

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you realize your legs were crushed and now you have to crawl to escape

I wish I didn't need sleep to stay focused

[✡]

granted, but now you have to repeatedly beat yourself in the head to stay focused

I wish my dog weren't pushing me off my couch right now

[serpington]

granted, now he/she is pushing your couch off a cliff along with all your most prized possessions.

i wish the world was like fallout 3 so i could start a radroach circus.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the radroaches large quantity of radiation in one area causes you to turn into a feral ghoul.

I wish I had an air vent installed nearby the bunk in my room.

[Niala Ornitier]

Granted but it expels air scented with a rotten methane gas o.o

I wish i knew how to make my food cravings >.<

[✡]

Granted but that doesn't necessarily mean you know how to make them good

I wish the world were more like Canada

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you are attacked daily by a horde of moose with rifles.

I wish I had a marshmellow launcher.