Game [Ruin a Wish]

[shadowfox]

granted but now you forget everything else

i wish i had a HD TV

[✡]

granted, but it's stuck on the 24/7 Fox News channel and can never be turned off.

I wish the news network named after my species wasn't so awful

[shadowfox]

granted but now they can only be found on the radio

i wish i could find the magazine i've been looking for

[Srgntcuddles]

Granted, but it's a naughty magazine and your parents ground you.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

[✡]

I'll grant that wish tomorrow

I wish I had more chewy candy

[shadowfox]

granted but it rots your teeth extremely quickly

i wish i had a pizza

[✡]

granted, but you never said it was made of cheese and etc. you now have an iron pizza sir

I wish dinner would come sooner

[shadowfox]

granted but they've dropped it a few times and it's also not what you ordered

i wish my personal bathroom would stop having so many plumbing problems

[✡]

granted, but now the teenage mutant ninja turtles have infested it and boy do they look hostile

I wish my parents would turn the Wizard of Oz off

[shadowfox]

granted but now they're watching Barney

i wish i had a life outside of the interwebz >.<

[✡]

granted, but now there is nothing good on the interwebz

I wish I wasn't sick...

[shadowfox]

granted but now you are blind

i wish i had a better memory

[Tim Siguire]

granted but you can perfectly remember everything that has ever happened to you.

i wish for more stuffies!

[✡]

granted, but now you've drowned in them

I wish I didn't suck at school

[shadowfox]

granted but now you have to go to school forever

i wish i had everything ready for my trip.......